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help, i dont believe in god and my daughter keeps thinking about dying and i dont know how to help her. [uncontrollable sobs] “im just going to die and a million million years are gonna go by and im never coming back”

This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

Looks like them duke boys are at it again

Quoteskeet this with your favorite Hans Zimmer score, and you cant say Cool Runnings or Boss Baby

need a Turnstile/311 double billing to start at an outdoor venue on a day like today at like 6pm. let me get hopped up on 7 MGDs and pit for turnstile, then smoke and lay in the grass as the night cools off for 311, willing to pay upwards of 300 per ticket

overpressured gas can just backfired into my face. gas in my eyes and mouth and all over my face and now it burns. good stuff outside time is very cool

Don’t let Waingro operate on your mouth

Obama endorses Cuomo... Rivers Cuomo, for his Summer Playlist sponsored by IHeartRadio. "nothing else is going on," says former president.

my kid on the summit of Stony Man Mt in Shenandoah. cool kid

“the N word (Nuclear)”

im not a doctor but i do know the number one cause of achilles injuries is not following christ.

the camera work in 28 days later is so so so good

kid just took an outfield liner to the facemask

This is, unfortunately, correct

well im glad they won their trophy because it looks like another 125 years of bullshit

they got my daughter doing 2.5 hrs of practice in this heat. im about to be a big bitch to the coaches

damn no signal or wifi for 4 days.. anyway, i hope donald trump dies today

lol, yes there are in fact numbers in all of those stat categories

they dedicated the highway to your mom

OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification

Elton Brand has been the general manager of the Sixers for 1/5th of my life

would absolutely make this mistake and then bring a sack lunch to court the next day

thinking about an artist making something and everyone mistaking it for AI and calling it slop

met this girl on monday, took her for a drink on chewsday

big licensing test tomorrow, have taken like 20 unit quizzes and over the last 2 days have taken 4 practice exams, average scores on everything is an 81, never once below a 70. 3 previous practice exams were all 80 or higher. took final practice exam just now = 63

rest in piss bitch

walked out of my house to walk around the block right as the mail guy pulled up now we’re going in the same direction and he keeps pulling up next to me every 15 seconds. We said ha ha hi again the first three times and now I’m just staring at my phone.

Trump and his sons should have to face the boobytraps from Home Alone 2, but without the magic of movies and the suspension of disbelief.

thought I was all good when my doctor said i was healthy as a horse; turns out he was referring to one specific horse, 'Sick Matthew'