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Retired Marketing. Married with Kids. Aspiring Bass Player. Former Candidate for AZ House. On the Progressive Left. Poker Player. Appeaser of Flapjack and Dude #bassguitar https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3jg5dwbyo66azr5r533bepjs/lists/3lbzj25fs3o2q
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I’m under attack and there is no escape…

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We need TACO hats. Red ones made in China, to replace the MAGAt ones

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Who didn’t see this coming

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Now that Trump’s tariff bs is ruled to be unlawful, when do prices go down? If you have been through a drive thru in the past month you know.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Jeff Bezos has gone too far! I’m suffering some serious gas at the moment and Alexis just gave me an air quality alert. Talk about an intrusion!

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I like FBI agents that don’t cry on National TV

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

So now that the court has ruled against the Trump tariff tantrums does that mean that Vietnam will cancel the permit on Trump’s hotel?

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I really hope that there is a massive protest near the start of the military parade and that it involves lots of trucks and tractors. Block the streets. Let Trump look stupid watching his parade no show (okay well, even if they show he’s going to look stupid)

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

ICE is now rumored to be targeting baseball.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

The price of MAGA tears is plummeting due to increased supply.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m going to make a prediction that in true TACO fashion, Trump decides to make us Canada’s 11th Province for a bigger and better jumbo jet.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Not all lost markets will come back. Not all consumers of US goods in other countries will come back. Trade as it was under Biden will not all come back. Real damage has been done here.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Taco Defamation is real and it hits hard. Can we use a new term, something like PRICK perhaps?

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Trump’s Tariff Tacos have died in the window of his run down food truck parked behind the seediest bowling alley in America.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m founding The Society to Cease the Defamation of Tacos. Filing the paperwork tomorrow.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

For every single job any business displaces by utilizing AI, they should be taxed enough to pay a Universal Basic Income into a pool for everyone who lost a job.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

The National News Media needs to report on Trump’s dementia daily. Don’t try to make sense of his gibberish, call it out for what it is, the rambling of a lunatic that needs family intervention. He belongs in an elder care facility.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Did you know that when you run for office even if you’re likely to lose, you scare the shit out of your opponent when your issues are talked about by local media? Running can make a difference in holding many accountable.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Trump’s displays of his late stage dementia tells me that he’s not that far from end stage dementia.

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Every single ICE agent should be run out of town.

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Tacos have been egregiously insulted today.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Congressional Republicans who fail to act to Impeach and Remove Trump should understand that they too are failing to uphold the Oath they took upon entering office.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just a heads up, Reddit is banning if you post 8647. Pretty damned ridiculous. (I have not been banned, although I did receive a warning after making a suggestion that I immediately deleted)

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If the White House feels the need to assess how to get women to have more babies, then I would like to congratulate the women of America for a job well done.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

America is in cognitive decline. Case in point, a lunatic was elected twice.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’m doing a new start up. It’s called The Baghdad Bob School of Journalism. You can get a degree after a single course called Just Make Shit Up.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Today might be a good day to toss on some Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks especially since I just looked at my bank account.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Today Yam Tits will celebrate suckers and losers by scoring a 2 on the first par 3 at Mara Lago while taking 6 actual strokes, one mulligan and a foot nudgie.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, we need a rootin tootin Putin shootin

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I see the Melon Felon was barking at the moon again last night like a complete lunatic.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I honest to god love Bernie to death, but he should not be running for another Senate term. He would have just a big of a voice as a Senator-emeritus while making way and endorsing his own replacement.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Proof that there is no guarantee of a billionaire to be smart...I present you with the following evidence: The meme coin bribers being fleeced then given a 1971 Marie Calendar's frozen TV dinner (and I mean, it had been frozen since 1971) and no interaction with the Fleecer in Chief is peak stupid

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Somewhere in a dank darkened room in the Kremlin, Boris and Natasha are running out of ideas for their Yam Tit Puppet.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments