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Elon Musk did all that damage in 4 months.

No terrified aeroplane crew wants to know that you’re a ‘doctor’ of English, Classics or Maths because they need passengers with real skills like the ability to speak Jive.

The fucking irony of this witch still using a male pseudonym.

As downgrades go this one is particularly spectacular.

I throughly enjoy RTD2 but if only both seasons had each a pair of two-parters and three episode finales. Thirteen episodes with Disney money would have been perfection. Ah well. #DoctorWho

Very poor mental health day today.

I think I’m going to try and go vegan for my personal health, ecological reasons, to force me to cook more and because I love animals. Maybe, realistically, start by going vegetarian? 🌱

I met somebody last week who was near identical to oomf and I vicariously channelled my crush of them into this stranger.

Vietnam is winning this week and I think the US and Lebanon are going to be lip-synching. That’s how it works, right?

If you ask me a stupid question I’ll reply with a stupid answer:

What are you wearing to the Bsky Prom…

This makes me love the PCC even more. One of our greatest cultural institutions.

It’s hard being stunning AND a genius. Woe is me.

Remember when Henry Kissinger finally died? That was a good day.

I feel sorry for those very young kids cast in the Harry Potter reboot because they’re going to have dreadful lives because their parents care more about fame and fortune, and selling out to a TERF, than the wellbeing of their children.

This is the moment when Summer begins in the UK. ☀️ 🎾 🍓🍹

I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug

‘You can copy my homework but don’t make it obvious, okay’

This article will stand alongside The Bible, Quran, Iliad and First Folio.

Given how violent those scenes from Liverpool were it’s astonishing that nobody is dead.

Kill it, kill it with fire.

I know this is heresy but I prefer Steven Spielberg’s West Side Story to Robert Wise’s. The original opening choreography to the Jet Song, Rita Moreno’s America and parts of the cinematography remain timeless but, overall, the remake is superior.

Might sound like a wilful misreading but no this is exactly what the lawsuit is about www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

End this insanity.

The NYT Connections game is insultingly simplistic. They stole the format from Only Connect and made it shit. ‘Things that open like a clam’ and one of the answers is Clam.

Alan Yentob’s death is a huge loss to this country’s cultural tapestry. A sad day indeed.

North Korea’s ‘launch’ of their new destroyer was like something out of the finest of sketch comedy. It’s going to piss off Kim but, fuck me, it was hilarious.

1. A Matter of Life and Death 2. The Red Shoes 3. Black Narcissus 4. The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp 5. The Tales of Hoffman

A genius of the craft.

This must be his tenth child at least.

I really hope we don’t lose Archie Panjabi’s Rani because she’s awesome and there’s so much potential for her going forward. #DoctorWho

Goodness knows how this will all be explained and wrapped up in one episode. #DoctorWho