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She/her pronouns, queer, 30 something years old. I contain multitudes.
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Incorporating "Watchmen" into regular DC Comics continuity remains one of the silliest, stupidest things a superhero company has ever done It's like incorporating "BoJack Horseman" into "Full House" continuity

Taking off my shitposter: the reason we are being SO jokey is we clearly see these terrifying people shouldn't be in charge of everything, are destroying and stealing the entire country, we are powerless to stop it because even the Democrats hate us, and one day people will say no one saw it coming

Our garbage leadership is infighting and I had amazing lasagna for dinner. Today was a good day.

Here is the rose garden at Mottisfont looking divine. That is all.

Ppl on here scolding “don’t get distracted! stay focused!” like everyone on Bsky is collectively in charge of a v important lawsuit that would stop all the crimes, & we have to file it today but we keep getting distracted by our lil jokes & dropping the legal paperwork & slipping on it like Mr Bean

I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here

you’re laughing? the leopards have resorted to cannibalism and you’re LAUGHING?

once again I must tap my own sign

queer rep written by cishets: hey look at this background character with colourful hair who isn't allowed any interiority or conflict queer rep written by queers: dumbest woman alive who cant do anything right constantly eats shit. and guess what. newsflash kiddo: she's a fag

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

PSA as we quickly approach tomato season, the most beautiful season of all: store your tomatoes stem-side down to make them last literal weeks longer please don't refrigerate your tomatoes ♥️

I'd bet there's at least half a dozen people in the DC area who've felt very powerful these past few months and tonight they're suddenly wondering if they should get out of the country as soon as possible.

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

No reason to leave the credit out of an image post, imo. There’s plenty of space to say that the bright blue dot is Earth seen from Saturn, and also credit the folks with the attribution they requested. CREDIT: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Space Science Institute

Front page of the New York Post.

‘Few persons can be aware…of the rich tawny hue that Egyptian limestone assumes after ages of exposure to the blaze of an Egyptian sky. In certain lights, the pyramids look like piles of…gold.’ ~Amelia Edwards. Tomorrow #BookWormSat celebrates Amelia Edwards with literature from or about Egypt.

So, apparently, the company that owns the Big 4 sewing pattern companies (and Perler fusible beads among other brands) just sold those assets to a liquidation company. Those are the last printers of tissue paper sewing patterns AFAIK. Kind of crazy. craftindustryalliance.org/parent-compa...

The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.

Be gentle with your friends who are not pathologically online and will want to tell you about this in the next couple days.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.

Good evening to everyone except biphobes 🎶🎵 💖💜💙

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

An internal productivity poster for the Royal Mail, suggesting true productivity can only be achieved by women. To maximise efficiency, try oestrogen. Ref POST 110/1602, Royal Mail Archives.

Oralè Resisters Happy Pride

Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah,

Meet legendary music pioneer Wendy Carlos – the first trans woman to win a Grammy

dude you won't believe it. that violently insecure mad king? he had a falling out with that super annoying failed jester he made grand vizier

Los Angeles used to be lousy with newsstands--many of them bookies!--but Larchmont's Above the Fold is one of the last standing. They've been evicted as part of the Rite Aid bankruptcy. Hope this legacy business can find someplace near/reasonable to land. larchmontbuzz.com/larchmont-vi...

It’s a William Castle chiller Sat. night on MeTV when Joan Crawford, released from an asylum stay after killing her unfaithful hubby with an axe, is ready to re-enter society and reunite with her daughter- but then the murders start! Try on “Strait Jacket” - 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central time!

I am simultaneously too online and not online enough for this day.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

my contributor copy of The Nice Guys 4k from Second Sight arrived early! ICYMI: I recorded a new commentary track for one of my favorite movies with its creators, Shane Black + Anthony Bagarozzi. the extras are bonkers. I'm truly in awe of how beautiful this thing is, it's an honor to be part of it

This is the best day ever to be in a group chat with people who aren’t online. They react to every piece of breaking news about the beef like you’re Paul Revere.

can someone give me a proper fandom_wank-style timestamped summary of each Event in the Sequence of Events that is the current sociopolitical breakup between the fascist billionaire and the grifter president that is what I am missing

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

That was then, this is now!! LA Metro's rail system is only 35 years old! 😯 @metrolosangeles.bsky.social Rail map in 1990 and 2025! Ⓜ️🚈🚇🚌

When the LAX/Metro Transit Center opens at 5pm on Friday (6/6), we're filling a big hole in our regional bus + rail system To celebrate: free rides on Metro buses, trains, Bike and Micro from 4am Friday thru 3am Monday (6/6-6/9) Bike share code: 060625 Micro: book on app or website

Kreiss Psycho Ceramics: flic.kr/s/aHsmWpusTW

“big balls” is trending but apparently it has nothing to do with Paris sewers of the 1870s which is unfortunate

Also, to be temporarily serious, I hate that my political awareness as a citizen in a so-called representative government requires keeping up with the personal relationship of an unhinged billionaire private citizen and the man to whom he gifted the presidency