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So I told him, when you get older your balls get bigger,and so you have to move them around. If you tell chicks about moving them around they're totally into it. So yeah I think that's my best example of a time I resolved a conflict with a coworker

Los Angeles just laid down a marker and it’s time for America’s other belligerent cities to step up

Don’t think I’ve ever heard a Republican insist that their base commit to nonviolence. All I remember is them cheering anti-abortion terrorists, people who talked about “2nd amendment solutions” and sovereign citizens. This culminated in Jan. 6 and they have created a bespoke reality to justify it

I think they actually want to do mass deportation. Like it's not just a pretext.

The idea that this place is devoid of argument is such a fucking joke. Huge concentration of far leftists (who famously never fight), the most centrist democrat blue wave people you've ever seen, all the way to center right losers. Just say you want to post on a site with MAGA nazis.

Almost impressive to be racist in this many different ways in one post

Alex Jones spent the last 30 years being like "MARTIAL LAW IS COMIN BECAUSE THE DEEP STATE JADE HELM ILLUMINATIIII" and now it's here and his place could not be more in favor of it.

It's telling that a democratic senator seems to be more inclined to scold his own constituents, who are currently under attack by ICE and local cops, than place any blame whatsoever on the people doing it. None of these people are going to lift a finger to stop any of this shit.

Anybody who is still following Mueller She Wrote is suspect in the first place

Liberals really do think there's some sort of inherent nobility in platforming the far right. That they're saving democracy by advocating for the explicit enemies of democracy. Voltaire's dipshit sons.

Mark Cuban and people like Mark Cuban are the exclusive audience for Megan McCardle articles

it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up

personal bugbear here and it doesn't matter big picture or anything but that now-deleted post about star wars civility is exactly why i hate that disney bought it and made the sequel trilogy about how we should have been nicer to hillary clinton

Very funny day to post this.

Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

you wanna get people to vote you get somebody to run on sticking this guy in a dungeon and starving him to death on livestream

Stephen Miller is fulfilling his high school wet dream of terrorizing all the Brown people in Los Angeles. My daughter's friends who went to SaMo High with him said he used to seethe while the morning announcements were repeated in Spanish. Hell, they did that when I went there. (Mesozoic age.)

HEY BUDDY THIS SOUNDS LIKE IF HE ASKS YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SHOW YOUR BELLY AND HAND EM OVER

“Brb lemmie federalize the national guard to bail my gestapo out of a Home Depot parking lot”

What is the city but the people?

i love going online and all the guys who just want to keep politics out of games are named shit like this

They can prove they’re real humans if they take off the masks

they've already been executing our neighbors in the street with impunity, one at a time, for years and years now. so they should definitely try graduating to executing people en masse. im sure that will work out well

borders and states aren’t real, anybody who wants to stroll into the U.S. should be able to do so whenever they want, I don’t fuckin care

They're totally underwater if this is what it takes to hit a single Home Depot once

Lot of mayors and governors are about to get to pick between siding with their constituents, or an ICE goon with a sonnenrad tattoo who just ran over someone's teacher with an SUV.

Your reminder that virtually all democrats in office are on board with further militarizing the police, border patrol, and ICE

god i am so glad biden prevented all of this from happening

Very fucking sick of the most powerful politicians and info sources in the country telling us over and over that things are not actually exactly how they are

nearly the entire SS got off scot free from Nuremberg. most of the Einsatzgruppe were allowed to live peaceful lives. our grandparents fucked up the peace. don't make the same mistakes.

what can you say? what can you even say? they're arresting labor leaders, they're attacking unarmed civilians with vehicles

picturing a British person who thought learning pronouns was too complicated staring blankly at this for 30 minutes trying to figure it out and shitting their pants

One wonders if the administration knows they're stacking up the incentives for anyone confronted by the feds to just open fire. I suspect some do, but they're the ones most looking forward to it.