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gooner. emo & pop-punker. otherwise boring dan on the internet
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Gala, Gala çim bom bom! #Galatasaray

trying to figure out what i use the internet for

name a song that kicks ya in the dick every time you hear it. i’ll start. “drugs or me” by jimmy eat world #musicsky

Just to be clear: I did that because I love dancing, not because you were shooting at my feet.

anyone mouthing-off about #Arsenal performance in the prem yesterday while a champions league prize is on the line better be saying the same about liverpool today

i closely follow #arsenal and #charlottefc… not a great day

Arsenal, you have my number if you need me.

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tell all your friends #charlotte #emo #pop-punk #karaoke #charity #musicsky sugar-were-throwin-down.eventbrite.com

is butt legs?

srsly. wtf did i do to get sent to this layer of hell where i am destined to just reset & troubleshoot my sonos every single use

so i just need to accept that i need to re-add every speaker in my #sonos system each and every listening session? hfs

America: where having an autism awareness tattoo means you're an MS-13 gang member, but having a swastika tattoo just means you're a German history buff

why on earth does the MLS allow 2 teams to play with this similar kit?

as if there was any other mug for my coffee on this goodliest of mornings #arsenal #arsrma #coyg

“Someone somewhere has a voodoo doll of Arteta and is plucking each immaculate shred of hair one by one.” - jordan campbell hits the nail on the head #arsenal #coyg #evears

this week’s bsky top 8: stats… •artist: fob •album: the place after this one (uø) •track: never take… (anberlin) •genre: #pop-punk shout-outs… •artist: matty mullins •album: wtdwyad (afs) •track: medicate (bno) •mood: exhausted (2 shows this week, just turned 35) 😥 #emo #musicsky #nowplaying

fun fact: the letter “k” doesn’t exist in cursive

i’m in a bar next to adam goddamn lazzara and i’m supposed to be chill about it HOW?!

real have raised the bar when it comes to the mens team’s stadium… tf is this cow pasture they have their women playing on? #rmaars #wucl #arsenal

arsenal don’t deserve to be behind, but such is sport. we’ll rally — united have been terrible because united *are* terrible. #coyg #arsenal #munars

The Arsenal take on Manure at the theatre of fiends. let’s fogging go, Gunners!! #Arsenal #COYG #MUNARS

y’all see the #tesla “summon” feature is being renamed? now you just heil your tesla

up the crown!! lfg #CharlotteFC #ForTheCrown #CFCATL #Charlotte #fvckthAtcity

good thing the duolingo owl wasn’t alive to see this shit

silverstein’s “bankrupt” is meeting the moment

Still punk as fuck, I murmur as I download a new weather app

Asked my accountant if he thought paying taxes was obeying in advance and he said he's really busy

someone remind me not to bank on my sports team making me happy :/ #arswhu

if anyone wants to screenshot and share on any of the 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑠, that’d be cool 🙃

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

🎶 emily from america, woah-oh!

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.