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I am in the unenviable position of really having enjoyed Catcher in the Rye, but absolutely hating both the people who hate it AND love it.

4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday

the masculine urge to hold out a lantern and say “who goes there?”

Oops! All Nut November.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. (feet too big)

JFC, I just stumbled down a rabbit hole so bleak I think it may be what finally gets me to close my Twitter account 🥴

Did You Know? The government is *legally* required to identify ICE officers in an obit

You can steal whatever you want now!

Rumpus! Reskeet if you agree

My latest

Butler cats are the best type

Rorty was right

The Social Network

I'm so sleepy. Just such a sleepy li'l guy 😩😴

Trump orders CPB to stop funding NPR and PBS. CPB, for all its flaws, replies fuck you make me. “CPB is not a federal executive agency subject to the President’s authority.” cpb.org/pressroom/Co...

literally all you have to do is say no

What if they made a drama but it was secretly a comedy?? 😦

Really want an evil monkey's paw so I can find out the downsides to my impeccably fantastic wish

Hey fellas, don’t forget to do your daily #dickmaxing exercises!

How about the Twisters soundtrack? Chubby Checker’s “Twist Again” was right there!

Did the Twister soundtrack feature Chubby Checker’s “The Twist”? ‘Cause if not, missed opportunity.

Kinda messed up that my feet are a little too warm sometimes

It will definitely be an event when this eventually runs head first into castle doctrine.

my attitude now is: I will survive these times because i have to survive these times

No, I'm different actually.

I think this is the year I finally get really into tofu

Get Busy or Live Tryin' (1994)

I bet if we wrote a REALLY good law that would show Mr. President that we wer done playing Mr. Nice Guy

This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.

📣 Kneecap statement repost from X:

"We cannot give everyone a trial," says the president of these United States.

Sometimes art needs to exist because it wants to

Look, I’m not saying either place is *inherently* better than the other, but at the end of the day when I get stuck scrolling Twitter these days all it does is make me feel increasingly angrier, whereas when I get stuck scrolling Bluesky it at least feels fun.