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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started theonion.com/netanyahu-ca...

Remember when messages from mobile devices said "This message sent from a Samsung SPT-2388" or whatever? It was mostly a marketing thing, but it also let you know to excuse typos and shortness? Let's maybe bring that back with AI comms so I know how much weight to put the word choices.

You don’t need a new guitar! (You need some nice new pickups for that one guitar that doesn’t get played enough)

If *that's* not bribery, then what is?

Classic Price is Right presents us with some very interesting moments

“Imagine if Obama said this” I mutter to myself, on an endless loop, while rocking back and forth in a dark corner, sweating, yanking my own hair out

Of course the guy who thinks you can just take a Sharpie to a hurricane projection map and nobody will notice the difference is gonna double down on their "Those letters are real tattoos" claim.

"We noticed you're using an ad blocker" "Yeah well that seems like something you wouldn't notice unless you were trying to cover my screen in ads or stalk me around the internet, so... guess we're both pretty good at noticing things"

I would remove my eyes with a hammer before I would ever read something like this

Too lazy to try, but if you ask an AI to draw a picture of Frankenstein on a surfboard, will it draw the doctor or the monster?

I think it's funny that we're 20 or so years removed from the check/money order days of eBay, but people on #Reverb in 2025 still leave "Fast Payment" as positive feedback for buyers. Like.... thanks? That's what happens when I buy something on the internet in this century?

All I know about Australia and New Zealand I learned from @taskmaster.tv

I’m ashamed of the person I become when the DoorDash app is open

All my overdrive pedals are my favorite and it’s not fair that I am limited by how many I can fit on a pedalboard.

JD Vance hopes this story keeps going because for one he was actually *IN* the group chat

It seem insane for a US Senator to say we've all been subjected to "a relentless bombardment of Marxist propaganda." But what he means by this is 1) there was a Burger King ad with an interracial couple and 2) Star Wars Episodes VII-IX had a female lead.

Eventually, Klondike bars will be all the thickness of a dive bar coaster

One of the most fun pedals I’ve jammed through in a bit

Is it my poisoned Elder Millennial brain, or is Outlook on the web a lot better than the actual desktop app?

Bass line done. Still don’t hate it.

Democrats just keep doing Jim From The Office “Can you believe this guy?” reactions and wondering why it’s not doing anything

Do you think he could even play Sim City for half an hour without going bankrupt?

Phone: Incoming unexpected FaceTime Brain: Snap it in half, Breaking Bad style

Sen. Maggie Hassan: If directed by Trump to take action that would break the law, would you follow the law or follow the Trump's directive? Dr. Oz: Trump would never do that Hassan: That's absurd, and it's a disappointing answer

A quick nod towards the self checkout so I can confirm that I did a good job, as a treat

Someone had a $500 upset tummy today

These are such good cars. So good. And at a nice reasonable price! Let’s all give him a round of applause! Our special boy is so good! Every day he does his best! Let’s make it the law to buy good car for special boy! Guy watching cable news: the era of participation trophies is over

I'm "I still say Open Apple instead of Command" years old

First trek up the ‘Crag in a good while. Good to give my cardio the ol’ Italian Tuneup and inhale some fresh air for once.

it should be illegal for video games to require you to make an account and log in for single player modes