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2028: millions are dead, the economy is in shambles, war has broken out on multiple continents but the real question on all voters minds is “WHO HID JOE BIDEN’S MENTAL CONDITIONS AND CANCER?!!”

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

submitted 16 hours ago • 65 comments

Love this from Pedro Pascal at Cannes: "Fear is the way that they win, so keep telling the stories and expressing yourself and fighting. F*ck the people that try to make you scared and fight back. Don’t let them win"

submitted 1 day ago • 119 comments

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow

submitted 1 day ago • 138 comments

this study sucks so bad lol what do you mean they tested 14 people at an "investment management company"

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Okay, there IS one circumstance where a plantation wedding photoshoot would be cool. But you have to be fast

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

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submitted 3 days ago • 237 comments

Breaking: JK Rowling cancels new series after MAX legally changes its name to HBO MAX.

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

Why is Tommy Tuberville able to grind all government business to a halt but Dems can’t stop an unelected billionaire from pillaging all our tax data?

submitted 5 days ago • 32 comments

This whole thing where AI just makes up quotes from whole-cloth and attributes them to people is...not great! Especially when companies make no effort to verify!

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Stratagem: To attain the presidency, make your whole state hate you.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Can’t believe people who use the thing that thinks for you would ever be accused of not really being thinkers

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

submitted 6 days ago • 22 comments

Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 58 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

gonna just start doing posts like this on my work Teams, just going off about problems that I’m expressly paid to help solve. can’t wait to see how that works out for me.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The win-loss record of “some” who anonymously worry that Democrats aren’t being centrist enough hasn’t been too inspiring.

submitted 7 days ago • 71 comments

This tacky piece of shit looks like they found a design team from 1979 and paid them in cocaine.

submitted 7 days ago • 224 comments

This is too wholesome

submitted 7 days ago • 288 comments

This absolutely peak snark from @bryce.lol about how clueless and yet profligate Sam Altman is in the kitchen alone is worth the cost of an FT sub. www.ft.com/content/b180...

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 8 days ago • 720 comments

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

submitted 9 days ago • 125 comments

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

submitted 9 days ago • 1463 comments

Agree. When my mom got cancer, we shipped her to a maximum security facility in El Salvador.

submitted 9 days ago • 18 comments

I just ate tacos so good I forgot about the economy for a minute

submitted 10 days ago • 20 comments

YES!!! This is the way to shared prosperity. When working people see eachother as allies instead of adversaries, we ALL win! Fighting over the crumbs left by the feasting 1% makes no sense whatsoever.

submitted 11 days ago • 24 comments

applying for jobs again

submitted 13 days ago • 131 comments

At a certain point, it's not really an aircraft "carrier" anymore

submitted 12 days ago • 96 comments

So that's what Big Balls did with the terabytes of data he stole from the National Labor Relations Board a few weeks ago.

submitted 12 days ago • 55 comments

All this talk about Trump changing the Republican Party and they're just running down a wishlist of every single thing conservatives have complained about for the last 50 years, no matter how small, and killing them all.

submitted 12 days ago • 36 comments

trumps response will be to pay elon musk to build an F-18 that can briefly serve as a boat

submitted 12 days ago • 42 comments

Damn the American right is, for the first time ever, being racist?!

submitted 12 days ago • 86 comments

“The guy who pardoned the people who entered the building, however…that guy is my hero!”

submitted 12 days ago • 17 comments

I smell AI

submitted 13 days ago • 96 comments

Just an embarrassment. On both politics and on policy. What a misread of the moment and what voters want.

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

When my kids ask where mommy is, I explain that she went up to heaven. That way they're super-excited when she gets back from the gym.

submitted 60 days ago • 15 comments