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opheliabelladonna.bsky.social
We're all just God's Origami. ◻️◽▫️ Enigma, full of mice, dead-legged girl, she/her, LGBTQ, BLM, Never-Trump/Putin, dog lover, ice chewer, absent-minded scholar, law, humor, politics, shitposting, disability, ADR, origami, fey, engaged to @vinminen.
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"You make being in my mother's clothes EVEN WEIRDER by having, when I touch your back, fking BUTTONS on the back like some Victorian ass ghost, which isn't even her usual wardrobe. Wtf babe."

We need some better tools to help people counter sociopaths and stalkers, I'm not sure what effective tools end up looking like, but personal experience, and two stories I've heard in the "past week" that involved such things and "stabbings" that could have easily led to death, tell me it's needed.

Why are MEN making QUICHE??? 😡

Aww everyone's liking my Trannasaurus repost I didn't draw which is so sweet. Everyone support the trans community in this awful time. I believe the edibles are hitting a little. Talking on my soc med. Don't usually do that. Someone talk back...

@vinminen.bsky.social I could make you ramen chicken tenders? Or ramen fries... Ramen spicy oil... Ramen wings in hot sauce or gochujang maybe... OR FRIED RAMEN TOPPINGS!!!

I must admit to some resentment of the patriarchy but - guys... Go to therapy, DO pass Body Dysmorphia on the board, go directly to therapy. Yeesh. I wouldn't wish this self loathing on my low/mis enemies. Obvi a hard yes on my worst.

Neuropathy will not stop burning my feet lately and I've ended up with bad sleep dep. Wrapping them in tiger balm, menthol, the weed balms with herbals in them... I took 260 mg of edibles, am I going to end up in the ER?

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Little more salt in the wound, please.

A new set of knives.

Damn, fellow Americans, this must be what the world is thinking.

👶 Wah Lil Donny Two Scoops got hurt Feefees and not enough attention, so the strongest, most perfect, sent by God, manliest man ever, is suing everyone over no harm done to him at all. So scawey. Can't believe this is the candy ass form of the oppressor/antichrist. apnews.com/article/trum...

FFS, "NAZI"!! JUST SAY "NAZI"!!!!

crine 😂

[7/11 clerk] "excuse me sir were you born in a barn?" [jesus, barefoot in the store, wandering around turning poland spring into merlot] "yes, is that a problem?"

Just... stahp. Stahp, Donny.

I don't even care if it's real, it should be broadcast everywhere

still amazing to me this guy fabricated an entire persona around his business acumen when every visible, measurable instance of his actual business deals is just the dumbest, most ham-handed amateur shit you’ve ever seen

When all your extortion plans start falling apart at once