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chattanooga, tn | 🏴🏳️‍🌈 | he/him
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just catching up, have we welcomed Elon to #TheResistance 🇺🇸🌊🍩🗽

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they simply can't help themselves

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happy belated pride!

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I hate corporate pride posts but I love replying 'die mad about it' to the chuds and boomers who complain in the replies ??

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could some good christian lend me $1.50

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RETVRN

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headed to yellowstone!

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I feel like I get misgendered more than most other cis men do ??

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my boyfriend and I are a perfect fit for each other because I like the heel of the bread and he doesn't

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one of my favorite stan rogers songs is canol road, which is about a guy who gets cabin fever and freezes to death in his truck after killing a man in a bar fight, classic canadian activity

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*Kidz Bop voice* Two to the one, from the one to the three I like petting kitties and I like climbing trees

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I think tonight we're all sitting here a little brokenharded. We, the american people, came to shid but we only farded

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the year is 2026, I have had an Epiphany and am now the leader of the only correct religion and the only religion of which God approves. the other members are 12 tolans I pay $60 a year for

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some of yall have never watched the tv edit of the big lebowski (1998) and it shows

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replace the supreme court wtih

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my coworker, who is both a syndicalist and a devout Catholic is on tinterhooks rn

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

🎵To a shining time station where dreams can come true I'm still in a dream snake eater 🎶

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Dear Lord, when I get to heaven please let me bring my

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the antidote to empty hashtag resist image posts with no alt text:

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there comes a time in every Australian’s life when they must reckon with the question "am I a sick cunt or a dog cunt”

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