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This Ain’t no Texas Shit !
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Take that PTO. Even if you do nothing but eat cereal and stare at a wall, take that PTO.

90’s babies…where y’all at? est. 1997 😎

Super Bowl lesson: Stopping an arrogant Chief from a third term is probably a good move for America right now.

Fam the flags. Kendrick is a Upper Level Demon lmaoo

OMG THE CROWD AT THE “A MINOR” LINE??!! #GRAMMYs

People don’t know what league they’re in and that’s the problem. #Delusions.

Helpful!

THATS RIGHT

Ready to recreate this !!

Happy MLK Day!

It’s Monday!!! I hope y’all got some extra sleep like I did but we still don’t skip Mondays!!! Get to it!! #Gymsky #fitsky #40andfit

hell yes

I will recreate with someone’s son one day 😌 #BetweenTheSkeets

Eagles vs Commanders in the NFC championship is the worst thing to happen to Cowboys fans since October when the Yankees lost the World Series

#Texans versus the #Chiefs. #NFL

me & my husband in 2020 on our first date as a married couple vs us in 2025 celebrating our 5th anniversary🖤

Jayden Daniels leads the Commanders to a 23-20 win over the Buccaneers. Is he winning offensive rookie of the year?

Less than two years ago Lamar Jackson was available to anyone in the league who wanted to pay him and the other 29 teams all said “no thank you”, lmao

I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.

Definitely going to find my husband this year just post my wedding day after telling men in my dms it was an all white party

I’m ready to unlock a new level in life 🙏🏽

Thank God i got it !

I miss the days when BET and MTV played the top music video countdown on NYE

Please be careful tonight. No drinking and driving

Fullback Dive!

see a smile quote a smile 😃

#bluesky

Here’s how I made $120K this year on brand deals as a comic book influencer and you can too. A thread. 🧵

Alright this picture was a choice. They finna pack you up and leave you in 2024 keep playing lol.

The first-ever 𝟏'𝟎𝟎𝟎+ 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 season ✨ #AcesPlayerProfile

I know I’m different I’m one of a kind 🤙🏾💚 🖤

I need to be writing down my goals for 2025.

Baby when I was 379lbs.. I was PRESSURE!

We have to stick together from here on out. Let’s get back to the roots

Good morning skeeterhoodddd. 366/366, we made it y'all. Happy NYE! 2024 was a lot for so many of us, but as I always say, if nobody else told you, I'm so glad you're here. Y'all have been an amazing way to end the year. 🫶🏾 2025 we coming for every blessing with our names on it, asé and amen. 🩷

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two of a kind 💜🖤

Black excellence omg 🥹🥹🥹

A big glossy, fake ass, silver caps having ass bitch. Uglass