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D.Douglas Woods,BA²MS, Ambidexterous, Author, Biologist, Bisexual, Cancer Researcher, CNY, Disabled, Eclectic, Folklorist, immunocompromised/RA/JIA/ILD, Mac Morgan, Mom, Polyfaithed, Polyhistor, Polytheist, Pyrrhonist,Widowed23Oct23 from cancer.
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In the forthcoming Fable of the Mandrill, a bathroom bill sponsoring, screaming, hysterical GOP Congresswoman slowly turns into the most sexually dimorphic primate on our planet, still screaming that Trans people dare exist. Conservatives never stop agreeing with her, despite her new appearance.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Mousepig is my accidental joy I created while trying to make some materials to promote Fable of the Boar. Here, he says My wish is granted...

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Mousepig will dance if offered a TACO.

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Taco Dance

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I'm still working on a Mousepig TACO dance.

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I'm still failing at getting a transformation between a Nancy Mace adjacent Congresswoman turning into a mandrill. but here's a Kari Lake-like one becoming a baboon.

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I will say again, Trump has set us up for a major terrorist attack and will declare martial law, perhaps suspend elections, when it happens. I think it's unlikely to be in CA or NY.

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Scoop: Texas police used Flock's license plate cameras to search *nationwide* for a woman who had a self-managed abortion. Claim it was "about her safety" www.404media.co/a-texas-cop-...

submitted 6 hours ago • 632 comments

if you're wondering what my Mousepig is doing...

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some days the only thing keeping me sane is waiting for them to find out, guys.

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my son has got to be sick of monkey man. Every book I have has a song that is sort of a mnemonic for what it feels like... important when you experiment with genres... anyway. It's Monkey Man for mandrill, which is why I quoted it. i usually bracket down time with a book or story's song.

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If you believe in Christian mythology's concept of being sent by god, the only *political* leader the God of Abraham has said he'd send to our times is the antichrist. I'm not saying that's what Trump is. Trump is saying that.

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literally I name drop Nancy Mace in the dedication to mandrill. I say it's for people like her who fricking know better.

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If Stephen Miller was deleted from the universe, nothing of value would be lost and the carbon used to make his body could be recycled into things of more value to humanity... like anthrax spores or a slime mold.

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I'm looking for fucks to give about what any former member of the GOP who hasn't decried what the GOP stood for since Nixon, which Trump is embracing... I cannot find a single one.

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Also, for those who are thinking like... didn't you already submit Mandrill? Yup, and it got hard rejected by a better judge of me than me, and this new version is a banger. EVERYTHING we discussed when she said it wasn't as good as it could be was 100% correct.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment