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mostly posting about football, basketball, television, and classical theatre | he/they
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this rules and of course the first comment on instagram is “still time to delete this”

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

i thought about this for about 20 minutes. no particular order

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

hi we’re john wayne gacy, joe paterno, and bill cosby. we are demons in hell that fused into some kind of pervert chimera. if you are confused about bill cosby still being alive, time works differently here. more important is why andrew cuomo deserves your vote this tuesday

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

the thing about not liking sports is that you're wrong

submitted 1 day ago • 47 comments

This is all a distraction from gambling. Keep gambling

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

What it feels like when you come at the same time.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Trump claims to oppose antisemitism. But he's continuing Biden's legally dubious prosecution of @bubbaprog.lol, the journalist who exposed one of America's most prominent antisemites. I called for the case to be dropped @usatoday.com. I hope organizations that fight antisemitism will do the same

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

they are also the first duo age 26 or younger to score *65+* in a Finals game since Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

tonight we are either going to see a comical blowout or the greatest game of pascal siakam’s career

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25

submitted 6 days ago • 95 comments

The Swanboy Giallo arc full of gag manga style jokes is genuinely some of the funniest stuff I’ve encountered in years.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

when you finish seventh in your division in Learned League but can't play the next season because you forfeited six times

submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

a bold take from Loudmouth Billionaire News

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Thinking about that part in City and Colour's "Coming Home" where he takes a break from the heartbreak anthem to let you know that Lincoln, Nebraska sucks

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 7 days ago • 46 comments

I cannot believe what aaron nesmith just did

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

OH RONA......

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I was reminded of the time Brian Scalabrine threatened Michael Rapaport on a Big3 broadcast

submitted 11 days ago • 30 comments

Ahem

submitted 11 days ago • 48 comments

i was directing a play in a park, and during our dress rehearsal, mark ruffalo came through on a skateboard and stopped to watch for about 15 minutes

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

On his first Father’s Day, Mahmoud Khalil will sit in a detention center 1,500 miles away from his wife and newborn son, as punishment for speaking out in support of Palestinian rights.

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

exactly the same. nobody has ever been more 29 than me

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

greatest to ever do it

submitted 12 days ago • 50 comments

sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking into the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down

submitted 13 days ago • 11 comments

Today’s news has me once again thinking about the time Mike Love was driven half mad by someone in the audience eating nachos.

submitted 13 days ago • 62 comments