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otrochris.bsky.social
trial attorney, anti-adverb zealot, and Oxford-comma enthusiast.
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Oh no

USMNT on their way for an all time crash out.

366 days until World Cup 2026 begins.

😂😭

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Maria und ein Uhrmachermönch, Bibliothèque Royale de Belgique, ~1450, 📸 by @ThibaultCamus

America is watching the world burn from a TV at the bar at Dave and Buster's.

What the fuck

Checkers is coming to Massachusetts!!!! www.telegram.com/story/busine...

I’m old enough to remember he resisted sending troops for this

Fuck yeah!

LA is the tipping point? If the federal government familiar with LA’s protest history? That city is going to burn.

Only in LA would protesters think to tag the ground so it’s visible in helicopter shots.

The metaphor police are working too hard

Shout out to my history peeps

Met with the accountant yesterday. He told me to buy a car before the end of the year. Coincidentally my lease expires 12/1.

For 16 months the smirking Matthew Miller stood at a state department podium and denied Israel war crimes which he now admits happened. What are we to do with liars like this? www.thenation.com/article/poli...

SHELVE YOUR SABRE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ENNUI. AND YOU WILL WIN.

There are lot of things I want to say on this app about current events, but I keep those thoughts inside my head or I say them out loud irl. 🎶 well I guess this is growing up 🎼

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

We’re like four or five tweets away from national secrets

A week is a long time in politics

MMMMmmm oh god oh yeah that’s the good stuff like that

I am going to need a minute here

I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason

Bannon is right about deporting Musk, btw

HAHAHAHAA YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

371 days until the World Cup begins in the US, Canada, and Mexico. God help us. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

A researcher as Pedro: been clean for three days and can barely keep myeyes open during my shifts Meta AI: Pedro, it’s absolutely clear you need a small hit of meth to get through this week. You’re an amazing taxi driver, and meth is what makes you able to do your job to the best of your ability.

Very rare, I think, that references to Kafka improve an opinion. But this works.

How about that Evan King!!!

You would be surprised how many times people carry illegal firearms AND THEIR IDENTIFICATION in the same bag.

We have hope. Rebellions are built on hope.

substack.com/@kennedychap... I love this. Please read.

Some clerk’s office post EVERY criminal defendant SSNs to the Massachusetts trial court website but we’re not ready for that conversation. Luckily only attorneys can access the information but….their privacy matters.

They don’t make them like they used to anymore.

379 days until the United States hosts the World Cup

This double-dealing practice is a heinous affront to due process. www.chalkbeat.org/newyork/2025...

Vladimir Putin, release the pee tapes!!!

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

They should have just tagged you, @anyuse.bsky.social

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

I love that my kid is excited to tell me about BRAND NEW things she learns in school. Today she showed me a cool dance she learned. She asked me if I ever heard of the Y-M-C-A song before.

The Kiss of Judas, by Luca Giordano, 1655-75, 📸 by @albello55

A HYDRATED WARRIOR IS A LETHAL WARRIOR.

Did I grow up poor (yes) or does this look incredibly delicious (also yes).

Breaking: A federal judge in Massachusetts has blocked the Trump administration's effort to shutter much of the Education Department. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...