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Anyway, The New Sofa is the best Royle Family Christmas episode. Bar none. Courtenay steals the show.

Only 23 Gregg Wallace apologies until Christmas

It’s Black Friday eve not Black Friday Steve

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the lovely @beckyjnorfolk.bsky.social 🎈🎈🎈

Sadly, no The Beatles on this occasion but it was a pretty good REM tribute band.

Been out on a school night.

I can’t get this out of my head since seeing m’lovely Paul playing it live a couple of weeks ago.. youtu.be/B26KH-5PSiA?...

What’s the matter hon? You haven’t been using your Dead Nan duvet and pillow set.

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Jonathan Gullis Studies his shorts on the train with a sense of unease Too much Febreze

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I saw a man collapse in the street today so I said 'stand back everyone I'm a social media strategist' and increased his brand awareness just before he died.

I love watching MasterChef, the Professionals, but when a contestant, who is a proper chef, shouts "Yes chef!" To Gregg Wallace, it makes me cringe. He's not a chef. Shouting "Yes, minor celebrity greengrocer" would be far more appropriate.

Me, deciding whether I really NEED Adam Ant tickets:

Found him, guys 😍

Found him, guys 😍

Just did that thing comedy old people do when they look for their specs then realise they are on their head like a chump 😫

Sneaking back to X for a quick look around

@jasonkinghq.bsky.social would have a field day with this..

I see Toby Young’s joined.

Mum can you pick me up the Your Joke But Worse reply guys have arrived

Twitter / Bluesky

What kind of tan is that on Kennedy? I've eaten Medjool dates paler than that.

Avoid, Avoid, Avoid, Avoid, Avoid.

The Small Faeces.

The energy I’ll bring to Bluesky..

A Marriage tale in four beats. Wife buys a can of San Pellegrino and puts it in the fridge. Six whole months pass where the drink remains undrunk. One morning the husband is hung-over so drinks it. Wife says, 'I was looking forward to that.'