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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Pterodactyl : silent P Tsunami : silent T Honest : silent H Knight: silent K Queue : silent ueue #EnglishIsHard

We're looking at death in the US these days. Worse than ever before. This country won't be worth a penny in less than 4 years. Sorry, Grandpa. You fought for something bigger than yourself and now a draft dodging loser and his dumb fuck brigade have destroyed it. At least you didn't have to see it.

Headlines from today: Vice President Vance Accuses European Leaders of Censoring Free Speech White House Bars Associated Press From Spaces Like Oval Office and Air Force One

ERIC ADAMS: I want to thank you, as a brother from another mother, for seeing in your heart to set me free, from this witch hunt TRUMP: you were remarkable in the space jam, you did such wonderful things against the monstars

Happy Valentines Day everyone!

We’ve become used to right wingers throwing tantrums every time black people are on tv in something everyone is watching (the olympics, superbowl, ect) but it’s actually fucking weird and we shouldn’t act like that’s a normal reaction

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Just got this tip from an airline pilot

If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.

oh my god im sick of looking something up and everything is a video. i dont want to watch a 10 minute video i want to read the two sentence answer in 10 seconds.

I clicked on some videos on Instagram to see the comments, now my feed is getting ultra right wing shit. Not just right wing, but harassment of people and shitting on people for existing. It all feels a lot like middle school. No reason for these people to hate others, but they hate so, so much.

🎶Lets talk about specs baby Lets talk about how we see Lets talk about light refraction, lens correction, optometry Lets talk about specs Lets talk about specs - Salt n Pepa, optometrists

Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections." Each defendant assaulted him.

nice job gang

Happy Friday!

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Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N

Honestly this might not be the planet for me

They obeyed in advance…AGAIN! The Washington Post killed off its "Democracy Dies In Darkness" slogan. New slogan: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.”

Dear Best Friend: If you ever feel down and bad just call me and I’ll sing for you. You can decide which is worse