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World’s Okayest Lawyer™️ 📽️⛹🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦 I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga. Happily Partnered. He’s the best person I know. Don’t DM me. (DMX SCREAM)
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So. How am I going to tell my firm tomorrow I’ll be in late? lol.

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Knicks fired their head coach but SportsCenter led with the Minnesota Lynx. Small victories, folks.

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I am going to hold everyone’s hands when I say this: At this point, the TACO thing is a blue Let’s Go Brandon and it’s embarrassing. One joke is fine. Maybe two. But STOP. Especially with the AI memes.

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I love how Wife Swap is like, the Jones family are marred by the patriarchy and the dad is unstable. They’re swapping with the Smiths, who aren’t perfect but pretty normal. Maybe the Jones family had some points.

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Allisha 🩵💙❤️

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… … … … fucking what?

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P is at the Metallica show with a buddy so I’m watching old episodes of Bridezillas. My back got dry needled today and I feel physically better than I have in … idk when.

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Whenever I’m in the waiting room for PT I gaze enviously at the people who are walking out of their appointments. I want mine to be over too.

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Somebody make me head of FEMA! I’m not only aware that there’s a hurricane season, I have some banging ideas for storm names.

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I apologize, Missoula, I was not familiar with your game

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Hey everyone the UK has their own Ben Shapiro of self-owns

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P just revealed he is not impressed with my frequent use of the word “malfeasance.”

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Hahahahahahaha I’ll never be that lawyer. If I tell you to cease and desist I have a binder of receipts. PSA: don’t throw shit at walls

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THIS ONE IS SO FUCKING GOOD and during the marathons it usually comes on super late or super early. SEEK IT OUT!

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Just because 'tis the season, and this still makes me laugh...

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I need a heating pad for my hips and back but I’m a freak of nature, and to get any response from my body it has to be like… the sun.

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I’m all for plastic surgery, fillers, whatever makes you feel your best. But Nancy needs to do better

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