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When I was a kid, Hostess used to use Marvel superheroes to advertise their cakes & pies. The heroes would bust criminals by distracting them with delicious Hostess junk food. I wonder how many boys tried shoving a Twinkie at some thug only to end up getting punched in the dick.

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Good morning to everyone but the most corrupt president to ever exist, who is at this moment selling out his nation to the funders of terrorism so his boy can sign another $2 billion deal. Oh and Tom Holman

submitted 7 days ago • 769 comments

He claims to be 6'3" tall. Kristen Welker is 4'11" tall. Yes, she was wearing heels. But heels can only add 6 inches to her height. At most, she stood 5'5". In reality, that would be a height difference of 10". Look this image. Look at how close in height they are.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Delightful to hear a president from 'The Party That Protects You From Those Nanny-State Democrats' telling people how many toys their kids can and can't have for Christmas. You know... that holiday he promised to bring back... the one his wife didn't give a fuck about...? THAT Christmas.

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Tonight, I learned that the Atlanta Braves have pitchers named Bummer and Blewett, yet no one seems to find that funny except me.

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Here's what I love: Conservatives complaining that "we" have moved too many jobs to other countries. "We"??? WE don't own the companies that outsourced job in order to avoid paying American wages. That was YOU, fucko!

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Good morning. DOGE is fake and not a real agency. Please quit pretending it’s real

submitted 19 days ago • 398 comments

I keep making the mistake of thinking that I couldn't love "Andor" anymore than I already do, only to find out how wrong I can be.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Here's a tip: Just being in a gang isn't illegal anywhere in the United States.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Microsoft drops law firm that made a deal with Trump, engaging a firm that is fighting his executive orders

submitted 20 days ago • 85 comments

It's frustrating to know that his power is undercut by his obsession with feeling loved. He is swayed by both adoration and by disapproval. So if his followers would just stand up to him, remind him what he's supposed to do as president, we humans might catch a break on some of this insanity.

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This is known as a “Holy Ghost”

submitted 31 days ago • 481 comments

Imagine that: a drunk Fox entertainment host can't run the largest agency in the world. It's a real shocker. www.mediaite.com/politics/the...

submitted 32 days ago • 957 comments

oh my god take my money

submitted 32 days ago • 8 comments

Put aside the lies and the open defiance of the Supreme Court, as well as the cruelty, and ask yourself: who talks like this? This is the official account of the White House - is it being run by a six year old?

submitted 32 days ago • 2483 comments

This is some sick shit

submitted 33 days ago • 5432 comments

I have a friend that guarded Saddam Hussein after his capture. He said he was quite nice and friendly. Reminds me of Bill Mahers meeting with Trump. Being nice doesn’t mean you aren’t a bad bad man

submitted 34 days ago • 653 comments

The good news is that the constitution provides ways for Congress and the Judiciary to reign in a power-hungry president. The bad news is those people are all scared of him.

submitted 34 days ago • 2048 comments

"There's no reason for screaming, yelling, ridiculous, outrageous protesting. That disrupts the entire event for every single person that is there." Quote from Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, complaining about being interrupted by her constituents at her 04/15/25 townhall. Picture is an example.

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Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act. Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes? Staffer: a DL and birth certificate. Me: The documents don’t match Staffer: Then a marriage certificate. Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too? Staffer: No Me: See the problem?

submitted 39 days ago • 1640 comments

This is a sad state of affairs.

submitted 45 days ago • 403 comments

Attention White House: Thou shalt not joke about how you sent an innocent father of 3 to a gulag while his autistic son smells his shirts to remember him.

submitted 46 days ago • 544 comments

if there were a smithsonian of tweets that aged terribly this would have its own exhibit

submitted 47 days ago • 40 comments

I did not make this and don't know who did, all the same - lmao

submitted 48 days ago • 20 comments

It's International Fact-Checking Day. Getting the facts right has been core to AP's mission since our founding in 1846. Here’s a look at our fact-checking efforts. bit.ly/4hVydf1

submitted 48 days ago • 14 comments

Gotta love the ol' "You guys need to stop overreacting to every ridiculous thing he says" response we get from the so-called level-headed Republicans when all I can think is that he has thus far tried to accomplish every ridiculous thing he has said.

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The cherry blossom trees along the Tidal Basin in Washington, D.C., have officially reached peak bloom! Take a peek 👓 (not peak!) at the blooms pictured here, taken today (3/28) by the National Park Service. Visit nps.gov/cherry for more.

submitted 53 days ago • 121 comments

You know, like the law is supposed to do.

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"I haven't heard anything about that" = "I actually HAVE heard all about it but I'm too stupid to come up with something else to say to convince you to move on to a different topic."