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thanks @bencollins.bsky.social 😭😭😭 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

“I personally was pretty surprised, actually, at how efficient the government was,” Sahil Lavingia told NPR's Juana Summers.

Sound on 🌝

WAIT NO I AM HEARING YES THIS JUST IN

I had a REALLY lovely time talking to @milesklee.bsky.social at Rolling Stone about why The Onion is thriving. It's because we're one of the only legacy outlets unafraid to accurately reflect the mood of this country. That mood? Everyone fucking hates this. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Yes!

Lol

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

Every day nuttier than the last.

Cue Addams Family theme.

Seems no one should be liking or sharing this picture then every chance you get.

On the bright side, the next Democratic president can just disappear the six conservatives and get a whole new SCOTUS.

Chet from Weird Science has endorsed Cuomo.

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

The cover of Harvard Magazine’s July/August issue:

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker. My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

“Forget about intelligence” is a pretty good mantra for this administration

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

Evergreen skeet.

How would he know? 🤔

I am never watching 30 Days of Night without autogenerated captions for the vampire language ever again.

This post is better when u read it in Schumer's voice.

There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.

New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism “'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.' *More of this, please*"

This is an absolutely disgraceful act of corruption by both major parties. It will lead to an incredibly foreseeable set of disasters: best case, unlimited corruption and scamming, worst case a global financial crisis and inevitable federal bailout. Horrifying that 18 Democrats voted for it.

For the first time in its 116-year history, the NAACP will not invite the president to their convention. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

THIS IS IT! THIS IS HUGE!! PLAINTIFF'S WIN!! Judge Young rules that the NIH grant terminations at issue in these cases are illegal and therefore vacated. BOOM!

Fuck all of this shit. #Veterans #VA #DougCollins www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...