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I have been listening to the same 26 minutes of an episode of Boring Books For Bedtime to sleep for the past month, and I couldn't tell you a single thing about it.

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Who's the holiest baseball team? Asking because I'm trying to figure out which team Jesus would play for. The Mets? The Cardinals?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

When little league Dodgers annoy you as much as the real Dodgers. #beatLA

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Austerity is using up my half-finished bottles of hair dye rather than buying new ones, even though I don't identify with this color anymore.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Why are pitch forks so expensive?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, I would tax birds. Nobody else though, just the birds.

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But, what did they do with the food in the trucks? Where is it? Is it going to waste? Are they denying people food and then letting the food rot? Where is the food? nevadacurrent.com/2025/04/03/t...

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

"stop barking at my egg!" - things I didn't anticipate saying when I got a dog.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Toasting pine nuts is like democracy, you look away for a second and it goes to shit.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Senator Booker is doing something, and something is better than nothing. Be more like Booker, do something.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Now I'm mad at the government and HBO. They have taken Looney Tunes from us, and Saturday morning in my household is set to be a catastrophe.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Senators not answering their phones this week? Turns out if you pick up some locally made cookies or doughnuts and stop by their closest office, their staffers are happy to chat and take your comments.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches

submitted 80 days ago • 53 comments

My letter to Schumer this morning - feel free to copy and paste to him, or any other Senator willing to sell us out in the name of convenience. tinyurl.com/2rkxe6h2

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I've been cursed. The last two times I've made oatmeal I added too much water and I've been doing this correctly for 30 years. This is an oddly specific curse.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I forgot to take my anxiety medication and my migraine medication, so now I'm anxious that I'm going to get a migraine.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

If you wanted to leave a message for the Stonewall National Monument, their phone number is: 212-668-2577

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I don't like it when my wife is in therapy because then I can't talk to her, and maybe that's something to talk to my therapist about.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Hoggle. She trusted him and he drugged her for another man. #thelabyrinth

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

#nazipunksfuckoff

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

There is no revolution without joy.

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

My pants are on inside out. I still get full credit on today though because I noticed before 5pm.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

The person in front of me in line at CVS is picking up a prescription for their rescue pig with glaucoma. The pig's name is Sugar.

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Proof of pies. Chicken Pot Pie and Dutch Apple Pie.

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