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I hope that movie made JJ stop for a goddamn minute and do some real deep introspection about what it means to write a cohesive story with actual characters motivated by their character and not heavy handed plot points and nostalgia hits, because that shit was awful. #TRoS

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Why bury Anakin’s and Leia’s sabers on the Lars family farm? Because time is a flat fucking circle? And I’m sorry, but “Rey who?” “Rey Skywalker” is some stupid shit even for this movie. #TRoS

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“Chewie finally got his medal after being snubbed in the first film!” I literally don’t care. #TRoS

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That feels like the most plot-forced, undeserved kiss I’ve ever seen in a movie. #TRoS

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Of course Ben Solo survived the chasm. He’s gotta die a different way. He’s gotta help Rey the second time, but not during her personal battle with Emperor. He was inconvenient in that scene, hence the chasm. #TRoS

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

And just like that, the US is once again heading to war: "Trump Privately Approved Attack Plans for Iran but Has Withheld Final Order" www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

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At least Billy D. Williams got to have fun with it. #TRoS

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So the Emperor nukes himself after stealing the Force Link because two lightsabers? #TRoS

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Oh no. Ben Solo fell into a chasm. If only that mattered somehow. #TRoS

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

The Force life steal is definitely a step too far for me in the space wizard nonsense department. #TRoS

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Ben Solo rolling up all “I’m good now!” definitely feels forced and out of place. #TRoS

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Showing the battle overhead is definitely a RotJ callback, but it’s somehow about toxic family relationships? #TRoS

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Stay alive. Keep fucking living. As the old song goes it’s always darkest just before the dawn, so stay awake with me let’s prove them wrong. We are going to see the sun rise together. I have seen it. And I can tell you it is going to be more beautiful than you can Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

submitted 16 hours ago • 14 comments

Seeing that fucking lens flare is triggering #TRoS

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

The “ground assault” on the Star Destroyer exterior may look cool, but it feels so fucking stupid. #TRoS

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While it’s kind of cool they gave Leia a saber, I think it was fine to keep her less warrior, more mystic sort of Force user. #TRoS

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So, what, Luke and Leia somehow knew that Rey was a Palpatine?! Fuck! #TRoS

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“A Jedi’s weapon deserves more respect!” said the guy who literally just said it was time for the time of the Jedi to end while Yoda agreed with him. I feel like JJ just hated that Rian actually took risks with TLJ. #TRoS

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Every fleet has planet killer weapons! The only thing that could stop it would be taking out the hive mind / control center / energy core in a massive all-or-nothing attack in the final climax of the movie! #TRoS

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Ren gets beat by Rey one last time, gets Force Healed, and then suddenly decides he’s done? I’m sorry, but that’s the laziest “redemption” arc I’ve ever seen. #TRoS

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The movie makes it seem like Leia died just to fuck with Kylo Ren #TRoS

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

JJ showed us a giant wave, but the scale and scene geometry is so off, I’m left wondering where the giant wave went since Finn seems safe from it? #TRoS

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And there’s this magic ass treasure room in the Emperor’s tower that magically survived the whole ass explosion of the 2nd Death Star. This shit is so ass! #TRoS

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Finn finding the other deserters is dope and would have been awesome in some sort of side story where they lead a galactic uprising or something (iykyk) #TRoS

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That stupid fucking Goonies knife! I hate it! #TRoS

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Making Rey a Palpatine was the stupidest shit ever. It boils all of Star Wars down into a family feud between Skywalkers and Palpatines instead of the grand galactic struggle between good and evil it had always been before. It’s infuriating! #TRoS

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“I’m the spy!” - General Hux I just… I mean… come on. #TRoS

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Ren’s monologue about Rey’s parents is such a fucking stupid retcon. I hate it. #TRoS

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Poe getting hit by a blaster and being fine feels like bullshit after a full minute of him and Finn 1-shotting troopers in hallways. Inconsistent! #TRoS

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I am mad about Rey’s Jedi Mind Trick on Ren’s ship. Mind Trick only ever influenced actions, never feelings. That’s less “Mind Trick” and more “Mind Control”. If that existed, Palpatine would have used it as a super weapon. So fukken mad at this movie! #TRoS

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Babu Frik is the only redeeming factor of this movie. #TRoS

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I hate how Sith is now a language. I know the original Sith were a species in expanded lore, it just being a language, too, is just lazy. I guess even Tolkien just did “The Black Speech of Mordor” but still, it’s so ass. Call it Ancient Somethingorother at least. #TRoS

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I hate how The First Order is just everywhere in this movie even though they should be in political turmoil based on the events of the last movie. #TRoS

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Did the feds just disappear a US citizen for attempting to stop Gestapo from black bagging someone?! They do illegal shit, a Good Samaritan tries to stop their Nazi shit, and they just disappear that man? Fuck that! We need to find Mr. Martinez. The man’s a hero, the feds are the criminals!

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

alas, this is not nearly as stupid as the lead up to the Iraq war.

submitted 15 hours ago • 85 comments

Check it out, everyone! The Trump regime’s own Thiel-funded mouthpiece is on @bsky.app to engage in “common sense political discussion” and his opening salvo is “fuck trans people, amirite?” Fuck you, @jd-vance-1.bsky.social, you Nazi-collaborating techbro-monarchist MAGA piece of shit!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

This whole movie is a monkey’s paw wish granting of those nerds who just couldn’t let go of JJ’s poisoned mystery box “Who are Rey’s parents?” #TRoS

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

You’re not fooling anybody, JJ. We know Chewie is alive. #TRoS

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The Knights of Ren would have been way cooler as Ren’s personal guard and loyal enforcers as he rages throughout the galaxy as Supreme Leader instead of his personal bounty hunters. They’re so lame in this movie. #TRoS

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They should have just introduced a new character for all the shit talking C3-PO is doing. #TRoS

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I don’t hate that they introduced Force Healing. That’s fine. They introduced telekinesis in Empire and lightning in Jedi. New force powers are cool. I hate how they introduced it so we know it’ll be used later, though. #TRoS

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Goddammit. That stupid fucking Goonies ass knife! “The clue to the big MacGuffin is on this little MacGuffin! We need go to another planet to find somebody that can activate the MacGuffin so we can find the other MacGuffin!” #TRoS

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Why would C3-PO assume the existence of an afterlife?! He was blown up in Cloud City! I feel like they’re making his character try too hard to be comic relief. #TRoS

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“Never underestimate a droid!” Honey, we watched R2 fuck up war droids. Those that watched the shows saw Chopper do war crimes. #TRoS

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“They fly now!” Come on, as if we didn’t know rocket troopers were a thing. Maybe not everybody, but we’ve all seen Boba Fett’s jet pack by now, so how is it a surprise? “Oh shit! The bad guys are using this piece of equipment we’ve seen at least twice before in movies and more in shows!” #TRoS

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Bringing back Land Calrissian feels good, but it’s just more empty callback porn to spoon feed us such lazy plot development that it feels gross. #TRoS

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