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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Just caught up with the newsfeed.. reckon we done got ourselves a FEUD

Other over 40s…do you also find that simply far too much has happened for you to remember much of it?

Me watching a sitcom a friend said is hysterical:

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

My painting TROUT WATER

Little pause

Twatter?

Same, medieval dudes. Same.

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You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

Meanwhile, the transgender mice are holding a fundraiser for the Heard island penguins.

Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming? Both. It's both.

Foxtrot Delta Tango ;)

UK: Brexit is the biggest act of economic self harm any country will ever perform USA: Hold my beer...

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(watching a guy with the nickname "Car Crash Chris" crash my car seconds after handing him the keys) what the hell...

I love this

Admittedly, yes, we do have seven Banks on our territory. Unlike that island named after the crocodilian tax haven, they are only filled with Guano. So. Much. Guano.

It may be breaking, but @booker.senate.gov's voice has never been more powerful. Thank you, my friend, for speaking out for freedom, justice, and the country we love.

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.

So smart www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-five-s...

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More of this!

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

scientists and scholars estimate we are only a decade away from learning all the lyrics to "black" by pearl jam

Crockett: We had an opportunity to have a woman lead this country and I promise you, she would have led us to the promised land. But instead we got somebody that seems like he wants to take to us hell

In the zone

'Did you even say thank you?'

So now after yesterday we are still supposed to believe that Trump didn’t try to pressure Zelensky to investigate Biden on that 2019 “perfect phone call”? That doesn’t seem like something he would’ve done?

Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

Elon Musk recently posted on his site that another lawyer and I are “undermining civilization.” He goes on to ask if we suffered childhood trauma and concludes by suggesting we are suffering from “generational trauma.” This is my response. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-o...

"The halftime show was boring." Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece.

Y’all are gonna have to be okay with some posts that don’t have to do with the coup. I post about cats and pop culture and astronomy and self care. It’s who I am. My mental health matters 🙏💙

✍ Old man yells at cloud In the wake of Donald Trump’s stupefying comments on the worst US air disaster in years, we ask: is meritocracy a myth? | Roger Winterbottom

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Mood AF... youtube.com/watch?v=6ODN...

CNN's Jim Acosta signing off: "I will not give in to the lies. I will not give into the fear. Post it on your social media so people can hear from you too." I will not give in to the lies. I will not give into the fear. Post it on your social media so people can hear from you too. Pass it on.

Wow