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📚Librarian & Archivist ❤️‍🔥Raging Feminist Killjoy 🏳️‍🌈 Pansexual she/her
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i highly recommend flossing if you haven’t tried it yet, there’s so much more blood between your teeth than you’d think

The "slow breathing to convince your body that you are not actually in physical danger" thing actually kinda works, y'all.

I have no one to talk to about this 😭

This continues to be hilarious to me

FIRST PIECE OF GOOD NEWS OF 2025 JUST DROPPED. ROT IN HELL YOU DUSTY BITCH www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-n...

SUCK IT DORK

American Horror Story: Acquaintance In The Grocery Store

MAN DOWN 😭

i think i have stage 4 chapped lip

I mean, I get that colleges create a lot of value, but imagine any other business making you beg for the chance to give them $50,000.

Your Dasher is approaching with your order *hides dramatically*

Mentally ill! At the sad factory

now to go home and eat the rest of that pasta

I miss Jenna marbles

Gonzo’s “And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die” is one of the great line readings.

Why is it that when I need to force-reboot my computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I'm choking it until it passes out? 😏

i hope my friends and family are okay with presents that look like they were wrapped by a newborn pig

I would fuck up a cheese tray right about now

waiter: are there any allergies at the table? me (already drunk): BEES

my least favorite part of baking cookies is scooping the little dough balls out of the ice cream

Not going anywhere near a grocery store until January 1st. No food in the house? I’d rather starve.

I’m in the middle of a huge series but I’ve hit a reading slump help me #booksky 😩

I do actually think I should get a free pizza for every 10 books I read

I'm not religious but damn do I love a christian carol. "O Holy Night"? It is if someone's singing that song. "Fall on your knees" ??!! Already down here, buddy. You've knocked me out

Is there a postpartum section of Bluesky?

i may not know “the reason” but i know my hooba stank

Sneezing with a sore throat has me ready for the fiery pits of hell to take me

I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO

Screaming into the Bluesky void