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If there was a band called Electric Mork Borchestra, my favorite song of theirs would be a song about a basilisk called 'Mr. Doom-Scry'.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

I wonder if the Love Shack has one of those app-driven jukeboxes or if you still need to bring jukebox money. Anyways I'm gonna take an Uber to avoid parking, but I'll pay extra for one that's as big as a whale.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

There is no context in which slurs are OK. Preparing a counterpoint? The meta-point you're proving is that you WANT a context. That WANT is a problem. We have perfectly fine words for crap individuals. Their genders, races, sexualities, etc. don't need to be bundled into their individual crapness.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

There is no context in which slurs are OK. Preparing a counterpoint? The meta-point you're proving is that you WANT a context. That WANT is a problem. We have perfectly fine words for crap individuals. Their genders, races, sexualities, etc. don't need to be bundled into their individual crapness.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Electric cars are quiet enough to do bonus backstab damage to pedestrians, yet leaf blowers still ruin my VO audio from a half block away. I know it's inaccurate, but part of me can't help but think of leaf blowers as the clipboards of lawn care. "Look at me, can't talk, I'm SO busy!"

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If the major social media orgs can be equated to drawing well-water from an outhouse - and I believe they can be - then Twitter is skipping the bucket to climb in & open your mouth. TWITTER WAS NEVER GOOD AND IT ONLY GOT WORSE FROM THERE.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Note to self:

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Still up for grabs. I know things are tight (heck, it's why I'm doing this myself) so if you need GFX assets that this sale doesn't look like it'd cover (e.g. logos, video/stream elements, etc) then talk to me, we can work something out.

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I must insist that "book" is an onomatopoeia. Swiftly close a thick, heavy book and you'll hear it. It goes "book".

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Still up for grabs. I know things are tight (heck, it's why I'm doing this myself) so if you need GFX assets that this sale doesn't look like it'd cover (e.g. logos, video/stream elements, etc) then talk to me, we can work something out.

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If you play MORK BORG then I have a little something for you: a FREE one-shot scenario that you can use in any campaign, and pits your doomed skvm against a micro-kingdom of bloodthirsty vermin. If they're very lucky, they might even make a new friend - a sword-swingin' raccoon with fast hands!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

If the major social media orgs can be equated to drawing well-water from an outhouse - and I believe they can be - then Twitter is skipping the bucket to climb in & open your mouth. TWITTER WAS NEVER GOOD AND IT ONLY GOT WORSE FROM THERE.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

OK, you ever play "One Finger Death Punch"? Well, here's a game that starts from that tight simple formula and re-shuffles the components. Also you play it by LITERALLY SLAPPING YOUR KEYBOARD Also, it's only 4 bucks.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Last chance to grab Sol Cesto at a discount, which I bring to your attention because it's worth the full price.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Why pay ten currency units for an interactive manual when that could get you a whole game about ancient feuds with morally dubious gods? (wishlist quantum witch please and thank you yes)

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

"BUT THAT'S ME ALL OVER SUCKA!" has been a part of my vocab for ages because of this.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

In this week's JQ, Steph affords a Switch 2 so you don't have to. Be sure to thank, uh, someone for her. 💜🐼

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

My Top 10 "brain-go-off" games (as of current writing & in no particular order): Binding of Isaac Loop Hero Enter The Gungeon BPM: Bullets Per Minute Sol Cesto Big Rigs Over The Road Racing 20XX Dead Cells Vampire Survivors God Of Weapons

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The Greasy Strangler (2016)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to Wang-Chung tonight, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME".

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to Wang-Chung tonight, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME".

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I don't have to change my logo to pander to queers, on account of I'm already a queer panda. Thusly do I greet Pride 2025 with the traditional Posting Of My Money Link and inviting y'all to partake in the seasonal Support Your Queer Artists sacrament. Blessed Pride '25 y'all! ko-fi.com/zmannzilla

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

It's no problem to sing for my supper if I really like the tune. If you want some media-ready assets, or just a fun bit of art, consider feeding the panda! One thing I didn't mention in the ad: lewd/NSFW requests are welcome, but depending on complexity, they may affect the listed price.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

I fought some of these shits. They are little fuckers. Download it and make your players do so as well.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

There are few writers on this planet that I straight up ENVY. Come and see why Dennard Dayle is one of them.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you play MORK BORG then I have a little something for you: a FREE one-shot scenario that you can use in any campaign, and pits your doomed skvm against a micro-kingdom of bloodthirsty vermin. If they're very lucky, they might even make a new friend - a sword-swingin' raccoon with fast hands!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I can't shake the feeling that the AAA landscape is gonna shift violently into a whole new, more exploitative model once the Roblox generation is old enough to hold a̵ ̵j̵o̵b̵ three jobs & an Uber side gig.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Seriously, give me five minutes of your time and I'll explain why you should get Sol Cesto.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"Actually, it's pronounced 'Roku's Basilica'."

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submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Not sure what is weirder: 1. Trump thinks women can't be astronauts. 2. Trump thinks astronauts wouldn't need sleeping areas. 3. Trump thinks laws extend into space but not international waters. That last one is probably the winner because he has first hand experience about it.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Wake up new @luckybun.bsky.social and @mattjcrowley.bsky.social joint just dropped.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments