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Jesus fuck One Piece Ep483 WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE HOT TWINK?????

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4/20 is Easter Sunday this year. I feel like I’m obligated to go on a walk with the cousins this year

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

If not for 9/11, I would still struggle to remember the months in order. I literally can never forget.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling like I want Nacho Tater Tots

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Welp 313 episodes in and I’m sobbing over a boat. I think I’m in at this point.

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve come to the conclusion that I am an anti-laxer; lactose intolerant yet refuses lactaid

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Love it when my girlfriend reminds me of brownies by stuffing them where my sodas are

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Swoonin and goonin since 1991 lfg

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Should I learn to draw Goon Toons? Like where even do I begin drawing dicks and pussies? Porn hub? Furaffinity? Take pictures of your mom and I?

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

One piece is just like Pirates of the Caribbean meets Avatar the Last Airbender and it’s an absolute joy. Why haven’t I started this sooner?

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Welp. My obsession with spending time watching a screen continues. Starting one piece 🫡

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

God, Battlebots is my AEW

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

What does it say about me if my top played games are Baldur’s Gate 3, Hades, Stardew Valley, and Cyberpunk 2077?

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

So far with my experience of caves of qud has only revealed to me that my attention to reading is through the floor

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

In one month I played close to 300 hours of Stardew valley. I am about to experience Caves of Qud. See yall never ✌️

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

How am I feeling? Peachy! (Peachy meaning easily bruised and have this pit in my stomach)

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I want nothing more than to watch a bunch of guys in VR headsets controlling some Boston dynamic robots, kitted out, hunting each other hunger games style

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve always enjoyed boba tea. I like to imagine the tapioca are the eyeballs of my enemies

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Them: my fursona is barely the badger daddy Me: my fursona is a glow stick

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

It takes a special type of asshole to take up three seats on a cramped train. Like, hey, asshat; why in the actual living fuck is your backpack a passenger

submitted 295 days ago • 0 comments

Well shit that’s it. I’ve gotten a hairline fracture from being a lesbian too hard…

submitted 357 days ago • 1 comment

Put the you-know-what In the you-know-where (Those fries, my mouth)

submitted 359 days ago • 0 comments

Looking up at a pulley with a broken chain in our warehouse. They’re thinking of switching the chain for something like a steeled cable or something. Meanwhile, my boss looks at me and shouts out “damn, we gotta change this fast! She’s foaming at the mouth for a new keychain!” I feel so called out…

submitted 366 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus fucking Christ today was a long one. Full, laborious, and overall exhausting. But at least I have one solace — there’s always weed.

submitted 366 days ago • 1 comment

One of my favorite things of trade shows is the leftovers. Just this show I scored a pack of strawberries and a tray of assorted macarons. Life is fucking great

submitted 367 days ago • 0 comments

It’s downright homophobic to be working 16+ hour days

submitted 367 days ago • 0 comments

NETFLIX: i know exactly what you freaks want for pride month QUEERS: big! lizard! big! lizard! NETFLIX: yeah that's right you degenerates come get your big lizard

submitted 370 days ago • 17 comments

Granted I eat cheese a lot

submitted 369 days ago • 0 comments

Found a bathroom where I could sit in silence. It’s a single stall which is great. What’s not great is that the mirror faces the toilet, so now I’m stuck looking at someone desperately dealing with lactose intolerance. Send help.

submitted 369 days ago • 1 comment

I’m a horrible dumbass surrounded by all these doctors at this show I’m at. Despite that, it would seem none of them have the understanding that a Javascript and a pdf are VERY different things and I have to explain it to them like they’re 5…

submitted 370 days ago • 0 comments

Why does anime food always look so damn good? Saw anime food and immediately got hungry

submitted 427 days ago • 0 comments

"What that mouth do?" House an entire club sandwich in 3 bites, thas what.

submitted 686 days ago • 0 comments

Ayone else bark like an unhinged animal at unwanted advances? Its amazing how well of a deterrant it is.

submitted 688 days ago • 0 comments

As a monster fucker I’m in desperate need of twelve of these for… reasons

submitted 691 days ago • 0 comments

We didn’t even walk home, I sat like a goober goblin in the bus stop when the bus casually rolled up. I was mid drumstick and had to deep throat that mother fucker before getting into the bus. Immediately after getting on, I housed a wing in the 6 minute ride down the street.

submitted 692 days ago • 0 comments

As a gay stoner, am I a fruity pebble?

submitted 696 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus fuck One Piece Ep483 WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE HOT TWINK?????

4/20 is Easter Sunday this year. I feel like I’m obligated to go on a walk with the cousins this year

If not for 9/11, I would still struggle to remember the months in order. I literally can never forget.

Feeling like I want Nacho Tater Tots

Welp 313 episodes in and I’m sobbing over a boat. I think I’m in at this point.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I am an anti-laxer; lactose intolerant yet refuses lactaid

Love it when my girlfriend reminds me of brownies by stuffing them where my sodas are

Swoonin and goonin since 1991 lfg

Should I learn to draw Goon Toons? Like where even do I begin drawing dicks and pussies? Porn hub? Furaffinity? Take pictures of your mom and I?

One piece is just like Pirates of the Caribbean meets Avatar the Last Airbender and it’s an absolute joy. Why haven’t I started this sooner?

Welp. My obsession with spending time watching a screen continues. Starting one piece 🫡

God, Battlebots is my AEW

What does it say about me if my top played games are Baldur’s Gate 3, Hades, Stardew Valley, and Cyberpunk 2077?

So far with my experience of caves of qud has only revealed to me that my attention to reading is through the floor

In one month I played close to 300 hours of Stardew valley. I am about to experience Caves of Qud. See yall never ✌️

How am I feeling? Peachy! (Peachy meaning easily bruised and have this pit in my stomach)

I want nothing more than to watch a bunch of guys in VR headsets controlling some Boston dynamic robots, kitted out, hunting each other hunger games style

I’ve always enjoyed boba tea. I like to imagine the tapioca are the eyeballs of my enemies

Them: my fursona is barely the badger daddy Me: my fursona is a glow stick

It takes a special type of asshole to take up three seats on a cramped train. Like, hey, asshat; why in the actual living fuck is your backpack a passenger

Well shit that’s it. I’ve gotten a hairline fracture from being a lesbian too hard…

Put the you-know-what In the you-know-where (Those fries, my mouth)

Jesus fucking Christ today was a long one. Full, laborious, and overall exhausting. But at least I have one solace — there’s always weed.

One of my favorite things of trade shows is the leftovers. Just this show I scored a pack of strawberries and a tray of assorted macarons. Life is fucking great

It’s downright homophobic to be working 16+ hour days

NETFLIX: i know exactly what you freaks want for pride month QUEERS: big! lizard! big! lizard! NETFLIX: yeah that's right you degenerates come get your big lizard

Granted I eat cheese a lot

Found a bathroom where I could sit in silence. It’s a single stall which is great. What’s not great is that the mirror faces the toilet, so now I’m stuck looking at someone desperately dealing with lactose intolerance. Send help.

I’m a horrible dumbass surrounded by all these doctors at this show I’m at. Despite that, it would seem none of them have the understanding that a Javascript and a pdf are VERY different things and I have to explain it to them like they’re 5…

Why does anime food always look so damn good? Saw anime food and immediately got hungry

"What that mouth do?" House an entire club sandwich in 3 bites, thas what.

Ayone else bark like an unhinged animal at unwanted advances? Its amazing how well of a deterrant it is.

As a monster fucker I’m in desperate need of twelve of these for… reasons

We didn’t even walk home, I sat like a goober goblin in the bus stop when the bus casually rolled up. I was mid drumstick and had to deep throat that mother fucker before getting into the bus. Immediately after getting on, I housed a wing in the 6 minute ride down the street.

As a gay stoner, am I a fruity pebble?

Apparently my job is having a “mandatory taco social” and as a lesbian, I’ve been to quite a few taco socials

New Jersey is just a HomeGoods advertisement and you can’t change my mind.

Wine and liquor? More like whine and lick her