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Just the fact that a head of state is raising capital via a memecoin is absolutely bonkers, and that's one of the least insane things that big boy orange has done in his first quarter 🤯

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Bluesky is dead! Long live Bluesky!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Economics be like hold my beer I'm gonna trickle down so hard imma bounce all the way back up!!

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A little late on the #eurovision analysis but my 4 main takeaways: 1. Nice to see more joyful and positive songs 2. Also a few more "real bands" and not the Eurovision songs recipe 3. Unexpected performance by JJ... Wow 😮 4. Goofy songs about coffee and sauna in 2nd and 3rd... Thanks for the 🤣🤣

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Sorry I blinked what cancer stage are we at now? 17? 23?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Pro tip: in order to maximize your profanity per minute rate, try editing a stupid table in a shitty PowerPoint presentation on your fuckimg phone!! 🤬

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I didn't expect the Venn diagram of people who really hate music AND those who really hate children being alive to be that close to a circle... 😮

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Bruce Springsteen is hot, And so is Taylor, The orange loser, Needs to keep it shut.

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[me pouring myself coffee] o thy sweet elixir or clairvoyance, thou shalt dissipate the fog of my dumb morning brain

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Change a letter, ruin a band The Beech Boys

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Human-readable UI elements? In this economy?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The bluesky algorithm has clearly achieved another milestone as it: 1. Managed to identify content that's not about the Pope 2. Discovered my secret love for microwave jokes 😮

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I could definitely use more of that kind of internet

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

The great thing about having young kids at home is you get to ask yourself the real big questions like is the sun comestible? Has the stroller washed their hands when we got home? Is the punishment for stealing to be eaten?

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Could we be in the timeline where Labour Day is the only day where people work, in found remembrance of the gone silly days where 99% of humans had to work all the time to make the other 1% humans rich and play golf? Is that really too much to ask?

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