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parafilmm.bsky.social
Stanning laboratory sealing film and spreading the word of The Purp! (no association with Bemis, Amcor, or the Swedish royal family)
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Congratulations! Enjoy your new cardboard tube and remember to bring it the next time Reviewer #2 gets too uppity

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Why the long film?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

#Blessed

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up You put the film on the plate and you wrap it all up

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Supplies for the next 4 generations

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently referring to Parafilm as 'Erlenmeyer condoms' is considered "inappropriate" and "against company policy"

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Eat, stretch, wrap

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Parafilm, the film of para

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently referring to Parafilm as 'Erlenmeyer condoms' is considered "inappropriate" and "against company policy"

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

At times like these it's important to remember the 3 branches of science

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

Name a more iconic couple

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Something something Parafilm joke

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

That's right! I'm always there! I never leave! There is always another box of me somewhere! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I personally feel that Parafilm counts as an animal

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Could Parafilm be the solution to all my problems? Probably not, but I won't know for sure until I have given it several tries!

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

The average American has three friends.

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submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I like big balls

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submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

B̴͇̓e̸̗͊̾ ̴͉̈͝ń̵̫͇o̷͔̿̾t̵̬̊̚ ̷̰̋͜u̴̼̣̒̋ṅ̸̲̏w̵̹̔ͅr̵̜̕à̶̯̱́p̴̘͖̓͒p̷̠̅́é̷̻̖͝d̶̨̰̄́!̵̢̧͋̂

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

@parafilmm.bsky.social ...told ya! #chemsky #science This has been a ChemScrapes community announcement.

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

Sandwich 🥪

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

There is no place like inside a box of Parafilm

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Each episode ends with PSA on scissors

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

There is one market that never goes down!

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not convinced anyone actually buys Parafilm. It seems to just appear in the back of the lab supply closet when no one is looking.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Be right back, gonna wrap a dog in Parafilm and call it a Parafilm wolf

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Reminder that the M in Parafilm M was originally Grade M. Nice to see that this false idol has already given itself an F

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Does anyone know what kind of bird this is?

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Ah yes, Parafilm: The Other M It's an oddity in the history of Parafilm that I still haven't been able to entirely figure out. One day will venture into the depth of corporate mergers and looking at tiny low res picture of boxes of Parafilm and hopefully have some kind of answer

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Oh to be a box of Parafilm. Full of delicious Parafilm

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know that Parafilm is called Parafilm in most languages, except for English where it's called Ananas?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Huh? What? I'm not dead, just lost in the Parafilm sauce*

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

If anyone needs me, I will be in my Parafilm box fort

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Realising I really missed a joke by not making all my posts one long thread

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know that being wrapped in someone's arms feels nice because you are subconsciously thinking of Parafilm?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Parafilm. That's it. That's the post.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Purple Parafilm, but the purple is anthocyanin so it works as a pH indicator. Is this anything?

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

The best part of my job is when I get to go to other labs and see their Parafilm

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Parafilm? I hardly know ilm!

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments