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paranoidadnoid.bsky.social
Music, rugby, fatherhood. Opinions may not even be mine, let along those of anyone associated with me.
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Urgh. Hate the long weekend crowds clogging up my beach.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Wow. DOC really throwing one down in the Great Walks satisfaction survey

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

If someone can’t either: 1) figure out how to print work emails from their phone; or 2) be brave enough to call IT and ask them how to do (1); then I’m sorry but they are not competent enough to be a Minister of the Crown.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I see it’s time for me to schedule this season’s Dad Seminar Series “It’s Cold at Night Now So Please Shut the Windows and Curtains When it Gets Dark.” I think I’ll run it after each nightly episode of the perennial favourite “Turn Off Your Bedroom Lights When You Leave For School”.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck me. Wordle 1,384 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t believe they’re closing this down. #WesternSpringsSpeedway #LastLap

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been thinking about my BMI a bit. What does it physically represent? Weight divided by height squared - so units are kg/m^2. So if you got squished out in an even layer until you were as wide as you are tall, and sliced into 100cm x 100cm pieces. Your BMI is what each piece would weigh.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

@dugmcf.bsky.social do you know if there’s any video of a LIIT gig anywhere on the interwebs? Trying to explain them and words aren’t up to it.

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

What’s going on here then? Unopened can.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Tomorrow it will be 21 months since Aotearoa New Zealand introduced Sex Self ID for birth certificates. Not a single bad thing has happened because of it. The anti-trans extremists were wrong in every single way. Nobody should listen to their bullshit ever again.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Wordle 1,353 2/6* 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 So close!

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

#Flagle #1103 (28.02.2025) 2/6 🟩🟩🟥 🟩🟩🟩 🗺️🛡️🧭 www.flagle.io

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Dan here quotes some wise people.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

If the Family Court had said I’d abused my wife, & the Law Society said I wasn’t fit to be a lawyer due to “disproportionate and misguided aggression”, I probably wouldn’t give a High Court judge the chance to publicly rule that I had a “defect in character” nzlii.org/nz/cases/NZH...

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Isn’t life funny sometimes? In the late ‘90s, while at Otago Uni, I met a fellow law student from Canterbury. In 2009, on the border of Egypt and Sudan, I met an American motorcyclist living in Ethiopia. Tomorrow, I’m going to push them both down a hill riding a massive sausage. tinyurl.com/kw5w6rue

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Does this mean the return of a proper plain black jersey wiht no sponsor logo? www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360577...

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Dear iPhone people Why does my email interface now look like it was designed by FisherPrice? Yours P.

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

A couple of weeks ago I thought I’d try cutting out alcohol to try to lose a bit of weight. I’m quite disappointed to find out that it’s working…

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment