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Bass player, normie, lives in Madison, likes books and cats, happily married
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I think I was a little too hard on the Gin Blossoms back in the 90s.

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I saw the pavements movie and it was great.

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I wonder if Conan O’Brien has to restrain himself from doing comedic bits when he’s having sex with his wife. Funny voices and things like that.

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I think REM‘s reveal was an album of great songs ruined by poor production decisions.

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Saw Sinners. It was very entertaining. Cinematography was beautiful. Music was great. Took a little while to get going. Several parts were unintentionally silly. Still not sure exactly what the Irish vampire wanted.

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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

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I’m burnt out on Star Wars

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Remember when some crazy person flew a plane into Bill Clinton’s White House?

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Why do so many conservatives TYPE IN ALL CAPS?

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I genuinely like the song December by Collective Soul

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Whatever happened to New York Times pitch bot? I miss that guy.

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How to explain to kids these days that the Internet used to be fun. Facebook was great in like 2009.

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“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.

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When I find myself agreeing with Piers Morgan…

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One of my favorite moments in all of recorded music history is when Jeff Mangum starts to sing leave me alone on the album On Avery Island.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Somebody say something interesting

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Russia is like if upper Michigan was a country.

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Remember when people we’re like, we’re gonna have self-driving cars by 2015?

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“Sunshower” by Chris Cornell is a banger.

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I’m not even watching.

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Selling out Ukraine is disgraceful.

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They need to make museums open 24/7. Buzzed off 2 hard seltzers at 10:30pm is when I’m *most* interested in old artifacts from the titanic

submitted 135 days ago • 62 comments

Reading this book right now to remind myself, that things could be worse.

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there is something kind of hysterical about watching the global hegemon abandon its global hegemony simply because its current administration thinks the method of that hegemony is too gay

submitted 135 days ago • 17 comments

What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.

submitted 140 days ago • 302 comments

Welcome to the Golden Age of Dipshittery.

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The number one bad decision on Twitter was allowing people to purchase a blue checkmark. It used to be that the best comments rose to the top. Now you have to wade through dozens of inane turds before you get to a single comment that reads like it was written by a real person.

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Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come

submitted 145 days ago • 468 comments

Pick-up trucks peaked with the 1982 Ford Ranger.

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