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Introducing you to a plural system of clowns and demons with a spouse, a kid, and a bunch of girlfriends. Maybe you'll like my pictures? Body is 35. Traumagenic alters are all over the place. It/its or Fae/faer was Mx Alice Rose on bird site
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It's hard to be a man in today's society. No one wants to be a teenage man. Thats why we need hundreds of laws and a vast surveillance police state to eliminate trans women from all aspects of society and life.

I voted! If you're in Canada and able to do so, you should too!

Flat cages are so good. Like cages in general, very cute, but flat cages are a different level. Not even just caging it up because it’s useless, hiding it because it clearly shouldn’t be there, just a vestigial organ. The only hint of you being meant to penetrate is a drop of precum oozing out.

i have ten pages left but the whole thing is basically like this, lmao. "we're exiling trans women from society for being men and we're exiling trans men from society for being trans." you guys i found where 4chan migrated to

the government doesn't get to define what a lesbian is trans lesbians are lesbians transphobes are cunts

yeah I made these 😊

the stock market looks like a heart monitor right before it starts flatlining

my friday morning starts with watching the markets tank and cackling

Hey all, Reposting my go fund me as its stalled and I could still use help. I've been out of work since mid February waiting for surgery to remove my gallbladder. All reposts, likes, and comments help with spreading it. Thank you so much for the help 🩷 gofund.me/fbda426a

Colin Robinson energy

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

just a reminder to everyone that I don't have testicles anymore it's so fucking cool 🫠

“I take note of the President’s comment; I don’t take direction from it.” Woah, is this what having adults in charge feels like?

My genius plan is to call the guy with the full transcript of my crimes a liar and see what happens

👊🏳️‍⚧️🔥

Regarding Canadian Politeness I'm reserving my politeness for those who haven't abused it time and again. I'm tired of the jokes about us. The veiled and not so veiled threats. Fuck all the jokes that paint us as weaklings that deserve to be bullied. Fuck that shitty yankee attitude.

update: i did it

this girl is now nut free

real talk, america should never be great again. they aren't responsible with greatness

5 days until I'm fixed I'm so excited

If you support Labour I sincerely hope you get to experience the business end of the British state's disability policies when your body one day stops working properly, which it absolutely will unless you do us all a favour early 🕊️

Reskeet if you adore porn!!!

wait what should I select after my orchi, pre-op, post-op? is it about the dick, or about having any sorta work done down there?

ohmygosh my orchi is booked and im gonna be fixed soon 🥹

womanhood is all about learning that you are consistently wrong about the people you think of as "out of your league"

A bluesky feature to hide all posts with an image lacking alt text would make about 30 big leftist accounts on here madder than they've even been about anything in their life including fascism

realizing that I'm good at something I've never tried before is bittersweet. on one hand I'm having fun doing this, but on the other hand how did it take me until my mid thirties to try being really really really good looking?

raping your mouth but after lubing up with soap so you dont accidentally enjoy yourself at any point

cant think of a single autistic person mutt knows who, if told their gesture looked like a nazi salute, would not simply apologize for the miscommunication

why are we so horny lately 😵‍💫 it's still ace horniness where i don't know what to do with myself, but it's all encompassing

mask on public transit and in the grocery store AT LEAST

Turn the rude label off! Mean girl rights

I don't wanna make a bunch of new socials it's enough of a hassle just maintaining these ones 😮‍💨

Trans women are biological women. Pass it on.

i'm going to get offline. but fucking death to america. burn this whole fucking country down at this point i don't care.

Jump, you fuckers