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You niggas got me fucked up with this 'gingers are black' shit.

BLACK FOLKS: Where are redheads getting the idea that they are black? Is it just some joke that I don't understand?

Every time I see Sexyy Red I think of that Adele Givens joke where she said, "if rappers are going to name themselves some shit, they need to live up to the name. If you can't live up to it then name yourself some other shit." All of that for me to say she is definitely red but that's all.

Enjoying the hell out of South of Midnight. I'm on Chapter 13 and I kinda hate for it to end. Hope some DLC is coming.

The white girl that snuck her way into Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show dancers will heretofore be known as Remmick. Yeah, bitch, you a vampire.

My favorite part of sinners was the Choctaw scene because they did something I've watched elder black folks do all my life. They told them folks... ONE... TIME!!! There was no begging or pleading. There was no "but please listen to us." They told them once then got the fuck out!

Ain't Kristi Noem the one that does all her ads with a rifle or shotgun wishing a m** f** would. Now a m** f** has and nary a cap has been bust. She said they got $3000. Ironic cuz I know sisters that got $3 and if you run up on them to take their purse they'll slice your ass like deli meat.

I'm not mad at DavidHogg. I set around an abject horror as I watched the present Democrats let Trump and Elon absolutely bulldoze are institutions and did nothing. Now a very few are fighting. If David wants to replace the rest, I co-sign that shit heavy.

Any negro that gives Candace Owens a pass cuz she crying and shit now, they get cut off, too, because they will no longer be trusted. That bitch gave white supremacists talking points against our entire race that they will still use long after she's dead. Fuck that stank, forever. I mean it.

I am convinced that there are Republicans in the Democratic party now. The Dems have not stood in solidarity on a single issue - 10 crossed the aisle to censure Al Green, 10 crossed with Chruch Schumer for that awful Continuing Resolution, and now 4 crossed to suppressed married womens votes.

Black Mirror - Hotel Reverie - Issa Rae, you killed it. The story was a little bit slower than I'm used to but you were absolutely the right person to play that part. I don't fuck with Awkwafina, not even a little bit, so we'll just call that a miscast. Overall, super enjoyable!

So far I haven't seen any white folks do that "Boots on the Ground" fan dance, which means when we finally do, some ignorant ass nigga gone be like, "y'all killed that, y'all invited to the cookout." Then I'ma have to read they dumbass and thank God the cookout ain't real because I would never go.

Waiting to see which democrats vote to pass this CR. The ones that do will become pariahs within their party.

Did anyone else watch that and notice that JD Vance got some bitch in him? He had some sass, some snark, some twang to him I've only ever seen in bitches. Besides the face full of Maybelline, I kept waiting for him to add, gurl to his sentences. "You need to be more thankful, gurl!" Fits him.

My favorite part was that they had the nerve, the unadulterated gall to ask Zelenskyy about a suit, but nobody asked about why Trump smelled like human feces or why Vance was rocking Maybelline.

In the midst of all this, you know who I've been thinking about non-stop since election day and cannot get out of my head? That bitchassed Merrick Garland. I'm a person who hardly ever looks back, only forward, but that motherfucker is haunting me like a ghost in a Scooby Doo mystery.

One of Them Days - Yo SZA, Keke, Issa - if any of y'all see this post. Chop chop! I need One of Them Weeks, and then One of Them Months, and then One of Them Years. Y'all nailed the fuck out of this movie at a time I really needed to laugh. This is a gem. Thank you for such a gift!

My sister and I were just laughing at these dumbass rightwing niggas that said before the election they was voting Trump cuz of that $1200 stimulus. Trump wasn't the one that authorized that, but he's certainly taking that shit back now, ain't he? 😂😂 #NotAllSkinfolk

Kendricks halftime show is trending number one on YouTube in 25 different countries. I'm not trying to be ugly, because this is a legitimate question but: could Lil Wayne have done that? Like, we know him. But does the world know him.

Black people: I know we caught up in this. But you know what it feels like to me, God punishing white folks for their racism. They had a choice. NOTHING prepared me to see white folks this afraid. In the Bible, God heavily condemns racism. Just look up story of Moses and his black ass wife.

Did anyone watch the footage of Snoop or anyone else at these inaugural events. I'm just curious cuz these are dudes that say nigga a lot when they're rapping. And I'm curious if they was letting them white folks rap the 'niggas' out loud when they were performing.

Every mother fucker that ever told a joke about how ugly they think Flavor Flav is and didn't have that same energy for Snoop, y'all niggas on Flav an apology.

When you see rappers such as Cornell Haynes, Calvin Broadus & William Roberts performing at these inaugural events, look at the people in the room they are performing for. Those are their people now. Performing anthems they wrote for us for a room full of George Zimmermans. They can all go to hell.

I can now tell when folks are 'shouting' in church when they're faking. If they don't hit them "Thank You Jaysus" and "Glory be to God"s the way Chaka Khan hit them "Woah"s at the end of "Ain't Nobody"... They faking! Sister got the holy ghost at the end of that song. I felt that!😆

Watching #SquidGame and maybe I'm tripping but this feels like anti-black racism that they establish what will be the shows main antagonist (undoubtedly) as having a hip hop persona. That something tied to the cultural characteristic of the black community is how they paint dude as 'bad.' Fuck that.

Conclave was a compelling watch. Was slow for my taste but I think it's going to win a lot of awards. The only thing is was missing was a scene at the end with Tedesco losing his shit about the new pope's 'uncertainty.' LOL.

Happy Chaka Khanikus to all who celebrate. #TellMeSomethingGood

I know Kevin McCarthy is somewhere partying off this Matt Gaetz news.

People talking about Matt Gaetz still haven't told me how that's any different from Donald Trump. He also pays for sex, has been credibly accused of being a pedophile and has bought so many drugs that he's spent the last 20 years in a Depends Pamper because he can't control his bowels anymore.

This looks really good. I'm also looking forward to "Both Eyes Open" which drops in January. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKGx...

People think folks calling Musk the president is bothering Trump. IDK. I mean his feeble ass is unable to do the job anyways, and as long as his pockets are good, he is good. I think it bothers the shit out of Jade Vance though. Because he is young and desires power and Elmo just cut him in line.

Every mother fucker that got caught up in the Pokemon Go bullshit needs to be compensated for their time. I don't give a fuck whether you enjoyed the game or not - you did work. Actual mileage was put on your body for a purpose that the company hid in paperwork. Y'all need to form a class action.

Fantastic movie. But watching it, I realized something about myself. That I'm glad there are hardly any black folks in horror because I just can't stomach watching black folks being genuinely frightened, hurt, or killed cuz the shit happening in real life so often makes it unbearable.

Conspiracy theory time: Why is it when you're at your (white owned) work space, when there are roaches they call pest control and you don't see them anymore. But in the hood, pest control comes but the roaches be back 3 months later. Are they cleaning em out, then dumping a few to repopulate?

Trying to tie every black male celebrity to P Diddy is a tactic they are using because even if the allegations are not true that man's name will forever be 'tainted'. Then when we call them out for the sexual deviants in their community they will always be able to say, "what about ....?"

#BlackSky Has any news come out about who was responsible for those post-election "the slave vans are coming for your children, they are assigned to plantation B" texts that looked to be mass coordinated? Or did the FBI & Justice Dept decide it wasn't important enough?

So Joe Biden can suck a dick for commuting the sentence of the Cash for Kids judge, Michael Conahan. Damn near every child that was sent to prison was black and I can't make sense of why Biden would build up all this goodwill with black folks just to tarnish it in his last days. Shit is exhausting.