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Mer. Last Responder. She/elle I like running obscenely long distances in exchange for shiny things🏅and street cred. 😎 Jesus might turn water into wine, but he can’t turn your whining into anything.
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Whoopsies dropped my phone and next thing I knew I'd signed up for another marathon I hate when that happens

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

What the world needs, I've decided, is hospitality with 5-star amenities and blue-collar service. Impeccable food, high thread count sheets, priority boarding, BUT the staff will cuss, tell you straight-up when you're out of line, and won't be weird about it if you want to carry your own bags

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

My new conspiracy theory is that raccoons are simply North American leprechauns.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Listen up: cancer is not a punishment for someone you think is a bad person. Cancer doesn't give a damn who you are. When you frame Biden's diagnosis as a MORAL judgement, this applies to all cancer patients. Including my damn mom, who died from it. Some of y'all need a nap and therapy.

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

What in the dust bowl bullshit is this?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Now what if they made huge Ubers that could seat 20+ people and another 20 with standing room, and they had them run on specific routes at specific times? With an app where you could pay the fare and track its position in real time? Oh wait. That already exists and it's called a bus. 🚍

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe whomever they sell the info to can also witness millions of athletes being bullied by their Garmin watches. #LookingOnTheBrightSide

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

My Council of Eunuchs is hosting an intervention and has invited me to have a seat and give them 5 minutes of my time.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Since both my cats are fixed, I've begun referring to them as my Council of Eunuchs.

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Unbothered. Moisturized. In his lane. Goblin. Thriving.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

submitted 38 days ago • 40 comments

This is The Last Supper now.

submitted 38 days ago • 260 comments

Chicago Pope means no meat on Fridays, unless it's in a deep dish pizza.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment