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Writer/Photographer First feature film 'Chicken Town' in UK cinemas June 27th. Formerly @shitlondon on Twitter
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This just reinforces my unshakeable belief that anyone who wears a top hat is a c**t

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The newspapers have poisoned so many minds in this country. It's wild how much of the national discourse is based on pretty much imaginary "problems"

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Supposedly testicles are located on the outside of the body in order to keep them cool. Supposedly.

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First screening of Chicken Town in an actual cinema last night. Still pinching myself to have got here.

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Let's go!

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This is the last thing the BBC needs

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There is a strong possibility that there will be more people on stage than in the audience on our Wisbech date. Which would be funny.

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May it rain on Trump's ridiculous parade 🙏

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Shout out to the Wisbech indiefilm massive!! It would be rude of us to make a comedy movie set in the Fens without doing a special preview screening with Q&A at The Light cinema in Wisbech on Thurs 26th June. ...and we're not rude people. www.wisbechstandard.co.uk/news/2523473...

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I think I offended a squirrel yesterday

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Attention people of Cambridge & nearby areas!

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Fuck it, I'm in.

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Imagine being this way

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R.I.P Brian Wilson

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Coming to cinemas across the UK on June 27th - Chicken Town!

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Chicken Town coming to cinemas across the UK on June 27th!

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Just the U.S Sec of Defence unable to answer if he'd prefer Russia or Ukraine to win. It's FINE

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Fascism. www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlo...

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Bear Grylls baptised a rapist named Russell Brand in the Thames, so this is completely unsurprising

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Until we wake up to Russian funding and infiltration of our political systems, parties and leading political actors we will be hard pressed to save western democracy. We need to back to a 1970s footing if our security services are not already compromised.

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And Israel have kidnapped people from a British ship bringing aid to Gaza in international waters. The world's assholes are emboldened. Ugh.

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I'm old enough to remember Rodney King. The LAPD are intentionally stoking the fire.

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How many rubber bullets will it take to make people forget Donald Trump is a paedophile?

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Are there any film/comedy podcasters out there who'd like to host a post screening Q&A for the upcoming film 'Chicken Town' in Cambridge on the 19th? This is a PAID gig btw.

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Who will save us from the shadowy cabal of pedophile elites secretly running the world? Will it be the world's richest man & Jeffrey Epstein associate, Elon Musk? Or... Will it be the Jeffrey Epstein associate, convicted felon, rapist & pedophile, President of the United States, Donald Trump?

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If you watch only one video today, let it be this one. Watch NYU Stern School of Business Professor Scott Galloway’s outstanding commentary on what prosperity and wealth should mean in America. His words could not be more on point and timely. Please pass it on.

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I know it's often said but, my God, Trump is an idiot

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JFC

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People of the fine city of Norwich! Would you like to attend a special Q&A screening of Chicken Town on June 17th? Oh & it's a world premiere....yes, in Norwich. Tickets selling fast! picturehouses.com/movie-detail...

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People of Nottingham! Would you like to attend a special screening of Chicken Town on June 24th with a Q&A with cast? Tickets on sale now! savoyonline.co.uk/SavoyNotting...

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People of Sheffield! Would you like to attend a special screening of Chicken Town on June 25th followed by a Q&A with the great Graham Fellows & the adequate me? Tickets on sale now! sheffield.thelight.co.uk/chicken-town...

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People of Leicester! Would you like to attend a special screening of Chicken Town featuring a Q&A with the almighty Graham Fellows?? Tickets on sale now! www.phoenix.org.uk/whats-on/pro...

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People of Leicester! Would you like to attend a special screening of Chicken Town featuring a Q&A with the almighty Graham Fellows?? Tickets on sale now! www.phoenix.org.uk/whats-on/pro...

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Film Bluesky....make yourselves known to me!

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Fall asleep to the soothing sounds of World War One on YouTube Featuring favourites such as... Mustard Gas Attack Crushed Under Tank Tracks The Wailing Injured of No Mans Land Mortars at Dawn Trenchfoot Rock Chilled Armistice

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The film what I wroted done has a trailer! Chicken Town in cinemas across the UK on June 27th. youtu.be/bSyWqBqUo5M?...

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