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Should’ve used more sunblock πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

Nothing to see here. Just two grown-ass men crying over the ending of Paddington 3 😭 @duncanbwell.bsky.social

669 days later, and I can finally rest πŸ₯²

Got IDed at a college bar last night, and let me tell you, I was on CLOUD NINE! πŸ‘ΆπŸ»

I just used the word β€œassuage” in a work email, and I’ve never felt so pretentious

Verdict: they slap, actually. But no longer taste like Oreos. The Oreo of Theseus.

This lil slugger got a home run in his first ever softball game! πŸ₯° πŸ₯Ž @duncanbwell.bsky.social

Few things are more entertaining than eavesdropping on conversations between gay men and their straight girl besties

Who wears short shorts? 🩳

I forgot how nice it feels to not wake-up hungover πŸ€—

I can’t wait to be tan again 😎

Happy Easter from the Twinkster Bunny! 🐰 (c. 2018)

First balcony day of the year β˜€οΈπŸ˜Ž

The cum trees are in full bloom πŸ’¦πŸŒΈπŸŒ³

Help, AI turned our dog into a twink! 😭 @duncanbwell.bsky.social

Happy Secret Jockstrap at Bowling Day to all who celebrate! (me)

No feeling worse than discovering what Podcast hosts look like in real life πŸ˜–