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pattyb92.bsky.social
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Should’ve used more sunblock 🤷🏼‍♂️

submitted 19 hours ago • 8 comments

Nothing to see here. Just two grown-ass men crying over the ending of Paddington 3 😭 @duncanbwell.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

669 days later, and I can finally rest 🥲

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Got IDed at a college bar last night, and let me tell you, I was on CLOUD NINE! 👶🏻

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I just used the word “assuage” in a work email, and I’ve never felt so pretentious

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Verdict: they slap, actually. But no longer taste like Oreos. The Oreo of Theseus.

submitted 18 days ago • 40 comments

This lil slugger got a home run in his first ever softball game! 🥰 🥎 @duncanbwell.bsky.social

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Few things are more entertaining than eavesdropping on conversations between gay men and their straight girl besties

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Who wears short shorts? 🩳

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

I forgot how nice it feels to not wake-up hungover 🤗

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t wait to be tan again 😎

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Easter from the Twinkster Bunny! 🐰 (c. 2018)

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

First balcony day of the year ☀️😎

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The cum trees are in full bloom 💦🌸🌳

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Help, AI turned our dog into a twink! 😭 @duncanbwell.bsky.social

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Secret Jockstrap at Bowling Day to all who celebrate! (me)

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

No feeling worse than discovering what Podcast hosts look like in real life 😖

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments