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I market a cool library, like to thrift, feed birds, and touched Jackson Browne that one time.
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"Thank you for your attention to this matter" is The New "the likes of which." #stfu

🔥 Senator @ossoff.bsky.social: “Who out there is sitting at home demanding we shut down cancer & Alzheimer’s research? We’re going to pay for this for a century. Irreversible damage has been done. It’s an outrage.” On Trump, DOGE, & the GOP’s budget cuts (to make way for tax cuts for the rich)

Behold! My $14 thrift score. That chair is gonna hold a spider plant. 😍

Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.

It's a hard sell that Christopher Cross was heading to the border of Mexico with a gun in his hand.

<gently weeps>

Is it spam or is it just Pete Hegseth texting you classified information?

It's National Poetry Month and this always gives me feels.

Trump brags about his shakedown of major law firms: "We have a lot of law firms that have paid me a lot of money... they paid $100m on average... hopefully I won't need that many legal fees. I may. Who knows? After it ends. After I leave maybe I'll need it, but if I do it won't be very pleasant."

Wha happened today would be treated as crime if they didn’t now also control all the law enforcement agencies

“He made 2.5 million today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.” Sounds like market manipulation to me. That’s bad.

How does one dress for Liberation Day? We skippin' bras?

Looks accurate to me.

Collins: Do you think someone should be fired over this? Buttigieg: Absolutely… if there’s not accountability for a screw up like this, especially from a president who used to fire people on television for sport, what are we even doing here..

I know way too many American no longer care about this, but I’ll never stop reminding them: Donald Trump is EVERYTHING you teach your children NOT to be. He’s cruel & ignorant, he’s a bully, a coward, a cheat, and a pathological liar. He’s a horrible human being. Shame on us for electing him again.

True story 🤣

I never understood why Lionel Richie would tell a girl that he's "leaving (her) tomorrow". I'm pretty sure she'd rather he just left now.

Nope. There's no pill for this.