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I’m a co-host of a podcast, stand up comic, and YouTuber…I’m not as funny as I think I am.
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I don’t give a shit bout Carl Williams — he seems like a lot but he’s just doing what he thinks is best for his son. Everything Caleb said was BEFORE he was a Bear and he was…right. Since draft night he has been ALL IN - if you think otherwise you haven’t been paying attention. #dabears

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I had the other site pulled up on my computer (don’t have it on my phone anymore) to see NFL schedule leaks bc I’m a sicko — I made the mistake of going down a politics rabbit hole and was quickly reminded why I don’t have it on my phone and why I’m on here. #bluesky

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It’s about fucking time #pittsburghpirates #letsgobucs

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We are watching Mel Kiper have a nervous breakdown on national TV #nfldraft

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

At this point, it feels like the NFL is just trolling Shedeur #nfldraft

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Tyler Shough’s dog is my favorite non-Bear #nfldraft

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

A Settlers of Catan display was not on my NFL Draft bingo card #nfldraft

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I was SHOCKED to find out the Pirates are 25th in MLB in scoring -- there are 5 teams worse than this team!? #pittsburghpirates

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I’m starting to understand the Pirates strategy — you don’t need a closer if you are never in the lead #pittsburghpirates

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

This aged well — I obvisously don’t disagree with the decision but in typical Bucs fashion we don’t have an closer option now #LetsGoBucs #pittsburghpirates

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Banning the Tush Push because you can’t stop it is the softest shit I’ve ever heard that I’m not surprised the Packers proposed it #DaBears

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

So apparently MLB TV is offering a $10 coupon (orders >$25) for the Opening Day outage…however there’s also a free shipping coup right now — the site only allows 1 coup/purchase so I either pick $10 off & pay shipping or don’t pay $9 shipping w/o the $10 coup. It’s a $1 coup #smh #mlb #mlbtv

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

I love Oneil but his defense has cost us several runs already #pittsburghpirates #LetsGoBucs

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Bednar is cooked, right? #LetsGoBucs #raisethejollyroger #pittsburghpirates

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I get that Bucs fans have a fondness for Holderman because he’s a reliever and his last name, but that’s only cute if he’s good…and he’s not. #pittsburghpirates #openingday #LetsGoBucs

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Can somebody at MLB TV remind me why I pay them money to NOT watch baseball!? #openingday

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I had to go a bit casual at work today since it’s Opening Day! #openingday #pittsburghpirates #raisethejollyroger

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AI could never write something this weird and perfect

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I’m pretty sure I witnessed a couple break up at a Ben Folds concert this weekend…he was upset that Ben made a progressive statement, so he wanted to leave…his date did not — my guy his most famous song is about getting an abortion, not sure you would see eye-to-eye on most things #benfolds

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Just do us all a favor and sign him up to do it forever! #oscars

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I was honestly ok with Charlie Kirk, but this is a bridge too far…I’m out

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The Jonah Jackson trade is looking better and better everyday… #chicagobears #nfl

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Love this for him -- He KILLED Glenn's defense when he was our QB, so hopefully they're gonna FINALLY use him like Lamar! #nfl #chicagobears

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

*sarcasm* It’s been an hour since the Dalman signing, what’s Poles even doing!? #chicagobears #nfl

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

George Pickens and DK Metcalf

submitted 87 days ago • 11 comments

Rodgers, DK, and Pickens on the field at the same time is gonna be the best reality show in history! #nfl #freeagency

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

submitted 87 days ago • 268 comments

I genuinely forgot this dude was still in the NFL! #nfl #freeangency

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Poles is not fucking around this year! #chicagobears #nfl

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my favorite part of the start of the legal tampering period is seeing who was active in the illegal tampering period

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I hope that I can get to a point in my decision making that I can make a life altering decision in 30secs like NFL FAs do! #chicagobears #nfl

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care bout the cap like many NFL fans, but the Jaylon Johnson contract is looking better and better everyday #KingPoles #chicagobears #nfl

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Adam Schefter is losing his mind right now with Twitter being down on the first day of NFL FA! #chicagobears #nfl

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Ryan Poles has made one of, if not, the first move of FA every-year — maybe they sit out the first day bc they have already made some big moves, but I wonder who will be the first move this year? I hope it’s Mack… #chicagobears #nfl

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

My wife and I were in tears laughing while playing Spilt Fiction last night — the last game that made us do that…It Takes Two. These games are special #splitfiction

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Bears put together a good coach/QB combo just in time for the world to end. Incredibly on brand.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Conan O'Brien on Anora having a great night at the Oscars: "I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

submitted 95 days ago • 115 comments

“And now a 20-minute dance number celebrating the anniversary of Kangaroo Jack”

submitted 95 days ago • 16 comments

I’m pretty sure if you have time to sing a bunch of James Bond songs…you could’ve just performed the original songs #Oscars

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I like the costumes category bc every time they cut to a nominee it’s someone you’ve never heard of who is clearly the coolest looking person in every room they walk into

submitted 95 days ago • 29 comments

OSCAR WINNER KIERAN CULKIN

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Conan is a fucking national treasure #Oscars

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Growing up sitting in History class, I imagine we all thought we’d “do the right thing” when we saw horrible things happening…that daydream is dying for a lot of people right now. History will not be kind to you.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Just watched (pun intended) the longest Rolex ad I’ve ever seen — homie, I’m watching ad-supported Max until I finish Succession and I cancel it…prolly not gonna buy your watch.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I had to take it easy this weekend due to a medical thing (I’m fine) so I just played KCD2 - prolly what I would’ve done anyways. I spent ~30hrs in Trosky but I finally made it to the 2nd map this weekend. It’s my GoTY by default right now but I really don’t see anything dethroning it

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

People who didn’t understand Kendrick Lamar‘s halftime show also don’t understand how tariffs work.

submitted 113 days ago • 298 comments

Honestly the thought of taking on the team we just saw in the Super Bowl Week 1 makes me physically ill, but that game isn’t gonna go well for us no matter what…at least get it over with. #chicagobears

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