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Agree đź’Ż.

I'm sure he'll turn his life around.

I certainly want you to.

LARRY’s water bottles will be available at my shows in Oklahoma City and Richardson, Texas this weekend.

If you're visiting OGUNQUIT, MAINE this summer, Come to nJonathan’s for a night of laughter on Sat., July 12— tickets.jonathansogunquit.com/eventperform...

Hey, RICHMOND, VIRGINIA, YOu up? I'm coming to Tin Pan on Fri., June 20 www.eventbrite.com/e/paula-poun... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

RICHARDSON, TEXAS, I'm packing my little jokes to go to The Eisemann Center for Performing Arts. THIS Sat., June 14. www.eisemanncenter.com/event?i=10363 Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

Years ago, Alabama passed a law that did not allow migrant workers to harvest their fruits and veg. They bussed in white Alabamans to replace them. The white Alabamans sucked at it. Guess what, unskilled labor takes skill. The produce rotted.

Happy Birthday, Michael!

PSA: If you think a guy standing on a vandalized Waymo car with a Mexican flag is a bigger issue than the president calling for the arrest of a governor for no reason, you may have lost the plot.

Years ago, Alabama passed a law that did not allow migrant workers to harvest their fruits and veg. They bussed in white Alabamans to replace them. The white Alabamans sucked at it. Guess what, unskilled labor takes skill. The produce rotted.

Years ago, Alabama passed a law that did not allow migrant workers to harvest their fruits and veg. They bussed in white Alabamans to replace them. The white Alabamans sucked at it. Guess what, unskilled labor takes skill. The produce rotted.

There were so many workers' unions that include immigrants at the peaceful downtown rally I attended today. There must be a pathway to citizenship for these people. In the 1st place because it is humane, but also L.A. will come to a screeching halt if they are all sent away.

OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA, This is it! This Fri., June 13! Laugh it up at The Tower Theatre www.prekindle.com/promo/id/-28... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

NEW: Hegseth is deploying Marines against U.S. citizens. Mayor Bass says to know your rights :

YAY!

I was at a protest in downtown L.A. today. We sang "Stand By Me" really badly, and still there was no violence--just solidarity.

Oh, ya, World Cup people, I think you'll enjpy it here.

BREAKING: LAPD didn’t just “detain” someone. They surrounded him, beat him, and jumped him — like a gang. On camera. On horses. While he screamed for help. Unarmed. Cornered. Alone. If that’s not state violence, what the fuck is?

RFK Jr. is doing exactly what he said in his confirmation hearing that he wouldn't do. Why do we have those fucking confirmation hearings. Every one of Trump's nominees lied, and when they were done lying, they took a minute to lie, and then not tell the truth.

This is a pretty important point!

RFK Jr. is doing exactly what he said in his confirmation hearing that he wouldn't do. Why do we have those fucking confirmation hearings. Every one of Trump's nominees lied, and when they were done lying, they took a minute to lie, and then not tell the truth.

Stay strong. Stay peaceful I.C.E. protesters.

If you felt that what you were doing was okay, you would not wear your goofy I.C.E. mask.

Thank you, Kai.

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

It's the crypto that will finally do us in. Trump has done away with crypto oversight and regulation. It's how he'll launder his international bribes. Listen to Molly White's "Citation Needed" newsletter.

Find your "No Kings" protest location for this Saturday, June 14. Go to NoKings.org It's time. It'll be fun. It'll be peaceful. It'll show the world that Trump does not speak for us.

A bitter pill to swallow...

In a world full of Stephen Millers, be a Terry Moran.

Mike Johnson's head is so far up Trump's ass the guys who rescued the kids in the cave in Thailand have asked him for spelunking advice.

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA, Join me for a night of sanity restoring laughter at Tin Pan—Fri., June 20 www.eventbrite.com/e/paula-poun... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

RICHARDSON, TEXAS, I'm all laughs and no cattle. Join me at The Eisemann Center for Performing Arts THIS Sat., June 14. www.eisemanncenter.com/event?i=10363 Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

RICHARDSON, TEXAS, I'm all laughs and no cattle. Join me at The Eisemann Center for Performing Arts THIS Sat., June 14. www.eisemanncenter.com/event?i=10363 Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA, We're gonna raise the roof with laughter at The Tower Theatre THIS Fri., June 13. www.prekindle.com/promo/id/-28... Get your tickets. Get your laughs.

Trump is planning his birthday party, the one he will act surprised by.

🎯 #NeverForgetJanuary6th

Is this just kind of like repeat it until you believe it yourself? Your boss pardoned everyone who assaulted law enforcement on January 6th. Ass!!!

Dear @WNBA fans, Women's sports have been treated so unfairly for so long. Still, the skill, power, and gamesmanship of women's basketball has continued to grow. Cheer the players on! Don't always be trying to start some shit.

Los Angeles school worker shares frustration over parents having to leave their children’s graduation ceremony because ICE raided an elementary school’s graduation today

See the difference? đź‘€

Goldman: Both of the issues Marjorie Taylor Greene raised—were widely publicized and thoroughly debated in committee and on the House floor. If you’re publicly admitting that you didn’t know what you were voting on and now regret it—you’re not competent or qualified to serve in Congress.

Something about a guy who just pardoned a slew of multi-million dollar swindlers lecturing about law and order just doesn’t land right.

Math. Not even once.