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This is wonderful

My friend tells me he writes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer Songwriter, or sew it seams.

‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s theonion.com/jealous...

Just watching ep. 1 of Traitors… call me crazy but I don’t think Yin’s strategy of announcing she’s a doctor of “spotting Traitors” or whatever it was was a particularly bright one… also lovely to see how wrong everyone is as per. Magnificent TV 😍

Each day on PL there is one main crisis club. The goal is to never be it

Christmas is coming and obviously that means that @delaneyman.bsky.social and myself are carefully analysing an important piece of Noel Edmonds Christmas telly from the past...

Nadhim Zahawi’s lawyer has just been found guilty of misconduct by the Solicitors Disciplinary Tribunal for his attempt to silence me in an email which he said I couldn’t publish or refer to.p

"There's definitely a benefit at bedtime in putting your phone in Airplane mode" "What is it?" "It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"

Tough day; has had smoked salmon and several cheeses. Beaten.

Gents @barryglendenning.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social You’re literally talking about a Seinfeld episode where Kramer does everything in the shower: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apo...

Not my words Carol, the words of Runners World magazine. @runnersworld.bsky.social

Cats getting cobwebs all stuck in their eyebrow whiskers is one of my very favourite things

No I did not just go into the room I’m not allowed in that hasn’t been cleaned… why do you ask?

Wonderful stuff

It's St Andrews Day...🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 A day for me to think of my homeland and the wonderful things it has given us.

Apologies for any inaccuracies with my work today, I have a problematic assistant in the office…

Andrew Tate's site ransacked, subscriber data stolen

MY FIRST SUBSTACK PLS SHARE IF U LIKE IT ETC -bz open.substack.com/pub/zafarcak...

Buck Schwartzel, Boulder CO

Like to think that there’s a few rural folk who haven’t been to London since the countryside alliance protests twenty years ago, getting their minds blown by how many American Candy shops there are now.

Absolutely obsessed with this guy and everything in his life that led him to this moment

Lovely 9 hours of kip, broken only by Beans, sitting on my bladder 😍

Objectively funny

This situation lasted for approx 30 secs before 1 ran off…

Evening nap.