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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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Dakota Johnson Uses Tissue to Cover Cleavage Amid Wardrobe Malfunction. The segment was one sneeze away from being sponsored by KleeneXXX.

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Dakota Johnson Uses Tissue to Cover Cleavage Amid Wardrobe Malfunction. The segment was one sneeze away from being sponsored by KleeneXXX.

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I 🙄🖤💔🙄 how the current GOP administration claims to believe in the “sanctity of life” and then go cut basic healthcare. … Hypocrisy at its finest! apnews.com/article/publ... Deep cuts erode the foundations of US public health system, end progress, threaten worse to come

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Reasons to not read headlines too quickly Said: The best cooling fans of 2025 to help get a good night’s sleep. Read: The best cooking fans of 2025 to help get a good night’s sleep.

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Some clownfish are shrinking, according to new study. Or maybe there just wearing bigger exploding shoes and only seem smaller…

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Trump formally asks Congress to claw back approved spending targeted by DOGE. And Stephen Miller asks about clawing back his wife from Elon.

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Trump formally asks Congress to claw back approved spending targeted by DOGE. And Stephen Miller asks about clawing back his wife from Elon.

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Reasons to not read headlines too quickly Said: The best cooling fans of 2025 to help get a good night’s sleep. Read: The best cooking fans of 2025 to help get a good night’s sleep.

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Disney to lay off several hundred employees globally. Look for Snow White and th 5 dwarfs rides...

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Trump wants Ukraine to pay Russia back for destroying airplanes. Or Putin can just go to Qatar I hear they have so many airplanes they’re just giving them away.

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Trump pardons Florida divers who cut 19 sharks free from longline … what. His lawyers were doing in a longline is a question for another day.

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Doc of the Seven Dwarfs must’ve committed some horrible malpractice to have to go back to working in the mines.

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Jake Tapper’s ratings set a 10 year ratings low on CNN. Look for him to switch channels and have a new show called Fox and Friendless.

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So there’s a chance Stephen Miller’s wife left him for an African American immigrant….

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Elon Musk Trying to Figure Out Who’s to Blame for His Massive Unpopularity. Gotta be tough since he lost having a reflection in mirrors.

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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/25 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com www.humortimes.com/128321/rippi...

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Trump pardons Florida divers who cut 19 sharks free from longline … what. His lawyers were doing in a longline is a question for another day.

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Trump wants Ukraine to pay Russia back for destroying airplanes. Or Putin can just go to Qatar I hear they have so many airplanes they’re just giving them away.

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NEW ISSUE! Publicity manager @tinypoet.bsky.social opens our May/June issue: "In a world of endless words, the blank expanses between paragraphs and product images become sanctuaries, like designated natural areas separating deforested developments. White space allows us to breathe." Read on!

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Good morning #BreakfastCrew! Happy 🌮 Tuesday! Found a quaint little houseboat for today’s Meet & Greet! Join us!🏝️☀️🌊 Coffee, tea, Jaye’s drink-of-the-day and pastries are ready!☕️🍹 Come meet some new friends.👬👭👫 Everyone welcome! Like 💙 Repost ♻️ Comment ✍️ Say Hi 👋 Vet and Follow! #BlueCrew🦋💙🦋

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'I am NOT taking drugs!' Musk denies damning report. Really? Maybe he should think about it....

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Happy #TacoTuesday friends 👋 Trump being called #Taco Trump always chickens out gives a whole new set of memes for our parties tonight 🎉🐾 🌮 If you want a boost, or be included in a starter pack etc just let me know! We have many #NeverTrump friends here so join us! #BlueStormComin1 Repost

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Happy 🌮 Tuesday 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋 Unity is strength... when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved. ~ Mattie Stepanek We will ALWAYS be Stronger 👊 Together🫶 Remember…. We will be ok Love Foxy 🦊

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Happy #Caturday. On a recent ‘Movie Night 🍿🎬,’ Quincy and I watched “Sunset Boulevard.” A few minutes after it ended, Quincy handed me my iPhone📱and said, in his most debonair and dashing voice, “All Right, Mr De Mille, I’m ready for my close-up.” He’s truly the next Cary Grant. #Cats4Blusky

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Thank ya @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social for Putin this one in. lightpoetrymagazine.com/poems-of-the...

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Disney to lay off several hundred employees globally. Look for Snow White and th 5 dwarfs rides...

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Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, Humor Times www.humortimes.com/128321/rippi...

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Elon Musk Trying to Figure Out Who’s to Blame for His Massive Unpopularity. Gotta be tough since he lost having a reflection in mirrors.

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Trump was not informed about Ukraine attack which destroyed huge fleet of Russian planes, reports claims. Too bad because Trump thought he’d be getting them as gifts.

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Rod Stewart is 80. Now when people want his body it’s mostly for parts.

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Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/2/25 - Paul Lander - @subs.humortimes.com www.humortimes.com/128321/rippi...

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Trump was not informed about Ukraine attack which destroyed huge fleet of Russian planes, reports claims. Too bad because Trump thought he’d be getting them as gifts.

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Rod Stewart is 80. Now when people want his body it’s mostly for parts.

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Thank ya @lightpoetrymag.bsky.social for Putin this one in. lightpoetrymagazine.com/poems-of-the...

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Elon Musk is not leaving Washington quietly. He’s going to back over it like a Tesla on autopilot.

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Man shoots himself in the penis. All the police could find was circumcisional evidence.

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Jake Tapper’s ratings set a 10 year ratings low on CNN. Look for him to switch channels and have a new show called Fox and Friendless.

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Amazing stuff in this article. The Law Firms That Appeased Trump—and Angered Their Clients www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

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Doc of the Seven Dwarfs must’ve committed some horrible malpractice to have to go back to working in the mines.

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Man shoots himself in the penis. All the police could find was circumcisional evidence.

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Not saying Musk is a white supremacist but he thought he was taking ketamime.

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