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Seems Elon has turned on Trump. Should I stop peeing on the wheel of this Tesla then?

MATA - Make America Trumpless Again

2016 - evil senile white man 2020 - nice senile white man 2024 - evil senile white man

Will the Golden Dome protect Trump from Golden Showers?

Got my eyes dilated at the opthalmologist. I can finally see all your faults.

My corpus is totally habeased but that's just me .

As an optimization, perhaps Putin could give Trump the necessary prostrate exam?

Kid Rock temporarily puts down his heroin pipe and yells out 'call my lawyer!!' to an aide

Jeez , Qatar could have bought Donnie with a free cheese burger

Don't look a gift jumbo jet in the mouth.

Crazy how much Vegas Knights fans love hockey without understanding the rules

All I'm saying is that a 400 million dollar jumbo jet sets a pretty high bar for a Father's Day gift.

I declined my plane FYI

Happy Incel Day to all those who celibate

GO (throw up in my mouth) LEAFS (oh jeez it's gonna happen again) GO!!!

Jeez, if your Pope isn't woke you're doing it wrong.

The first American pope- white robe sine waves totally resonating

TBH I'm just relieved to know that the new Pope has a smart stance on LIV golf

Crazy that our old timey ancestors didn't have emoticons in their chats.

16 hours till I don't think anymore about the Pope

So an American in Rome - is this Pope going to bless the fashion of white socks and sandals & a Yankees ballcap ?

The Universe decided we've talked enough about the new Canadian Prime Minister.

I've seen whiter smoke but whatever I'm sure he'll be fine

(THIS) POPE >> (THIS) POTUS

Maybe kids can just have two fighter jets rather than 30 this Christmas

Chicago 'Deep Dish' Pope mark my words

An American Pope means more country music in the Liturgy I bet.

More incels on that Vatican balcony than at a Joe Rogan live event.

Not a single woman voted for this new Pope. And yet the talking heads claimed he couldn't win without them!