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paulnudeisbest.bsky.social
Comic Books, SW, ST, MCU, GOT, DW etc... Rocky Horror nutcase. Naturist - love being naked. Love my friends, footy & cricket. Some photos NSFW. Pizza is life 🍕 NO porn! Do NOT repost my personal pictures especially if others are in the photos.
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OK... (drum roll... GOT reference)... Winter is coming. Currently it's 20C (68F).. I'm thinking I might go back inside... 🥶

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Very accurate 🤣

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Star Wars Day... ❤️

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday was a democracy sausage. Today it's a Bunnings sausage... Winning 🥇

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

3 times in 3 years my Bluebaggers have been beaten by the Crows!! 3 times!! Seriously, 3 years of having shit poured on me by best friend after the game.... Wait, best friend?? Why is she my best friend??

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Having done my civic duty & voted... Can't miss out on my democracy sausage... 😁

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Fucking right.... Yuk.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

My world famous - well we like it 😊 - creamy mustard chicken with potatoes, peas & mushrooms (sorry Sal)... Damn it's good 😋

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

In other news, I now get the old age & disability pensions.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Fair call probably... 🤣

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Well, maybe... 😉

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Oh yes, a funeral is just such a fun thing to go to isn't it? It's not a fucking party... Twat!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

My reaction when people act surprised that a weekend Fox News host isn’t qualified to run the Pentagon.

submitted 22 days ago • 153 comments

www.change.org/p/draft-bill...

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Well, to be fair at least the story of my life is a short story...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Went shopping after I woke up. Only needed a couple of things for the Easter weekend. Big mistake. Big. Carpark was packed. Supermarket was packed with people buying 2 weeks worth of food, which I guess makes sense. After all the shops are closed tomorrow. It's not like they're open on Saturday... 🤦‍♂️

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

This is all kinds of wrong... 🤣 www.facebook.com/share/r/1AMP...

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Before some dickhead sees this & jumps up & says 'Paul, is that you?' Ha Ha Ha... No it's not... My mankini is pink. www.facebook.com/share/v/19Do...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

After my colonoscopy two weeks ago, just got a letter from the hospital. The polyps they removed are obviously benign cos I don't need to see my GP any time soon or need another colonoscopy for 5 years. A big relief that the cancer hasn't returned... & my ass is very grateful.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

www.naturisme.fr/en/naturism/...

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Damn good reasons not to support him in any way, shape or form. The guys a dickhead.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Flu shot done... All free, so don't need to worry about waiting to see if work does it... & good getting it done early.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Haven't done this in awhile... 😊

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

Whoop Whoop... It's camera up the ass day... Yay! Woo Hoo!!.... Wait... What???? 😱

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Colonoscopy tomorrow... So today is prep day, therefore this will be my home away from home today... 🙁

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

The end to another successful Bunnings trip... 👍

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

A great night out listening to tunes with a drink or 3 with these guys... Though some of the tunes weren't that great & they knew which ones would push my buttons... Anyone want some former friends??? 😡

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Channel surfing & came across this... Still one of the most hilarious movies ever.. Still cracks me up every time 🤣

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

3... Tofu, liver, cabbage... 🤢

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Cause friends don't let you do stupid things Oh, friends don't let you do stupid things Oh, friends won't let you do stupid things........... .....alone...(well my friends won't)

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Good information.... Might have to buy this.. 😁

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Posted this on a work group FB before the inevitable pile on when my boys get beaten tonight... Always pre-empt with the people I work with... 🙄

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments