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“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

I missed that Javy Báez got his 10 years if MLB service time today. Congrats to Javy.

Man, how bad of a manager is Alex Cora if he couldn't get a guy to play 1B? Outside of being on the cutting edge of every cheating scheme what does this guy bring to the table?

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We have an official ruling

As you wish, some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

A lot of losers today, but Marco Rubio gets two christmases now

New Cardinals City Connects go crazy

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

We only rate dogs. This is Chewbacca having a spa day. He's trying to relax. Please give him some privacy. 13/10

MLB Team Performance thru Yesterday:

Health resurgence? How about a hitting the damn ball resurgence.

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FDR: healed the great depression JFK: dared to touch the moon LBJ: spanish for blowjob

Andrew Vaughn, xwOBA by year 22 - .319 23 - .319 24 - .319 25 - .321 employers all say they want that you to give them a little more effort, but look what happens when you finally give it to em

"Wienies, start your engines!"

The Royals have DFA'd Hunter Renfroe, the player with the most RF starts for them this season. Jac Caglianone has made three Triple-A starts so far. Two have them have been in RF, including last night's game in which he homered. Anyways...

The political theory behind IRA was roughly as follows: We have lost control of the information landscape and can no longer win rhetorical or purely political battles; however, if we make substantive policy progress that directly touches voters' lives, they will notice and reward us.

If you're happy and you know it, can I have some drugs?

If you find yourself seated next to a woman who is alone at a baseball game,” did your friends ditch you?” Is not a good way to start a conversation

Spent too much time on this

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A sensual Hoglund named Gunnar

A house I follow on Zillow that I can't afford in a city I don't live in is under contract and I am *furious*

Remember Matt Strahm’s “National Treasure” glove? There’s a belt that pairs with it.