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pearli.to
senior sysadmin. sometimes gamedev (ex-Bethesda). drum & pc builder. metal (death / prog / Meshuggah). mtg. horror. dad. husband. fluent in spanglish. leftist. he / him.
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Watching Total Recall for the first time and their ugly cars look like cybertrucks, but if you search “cybertruck total recall” it’s just articles about how many times they’ve been recalled

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I stubbed my middle toe and it hurt all the way to my soul.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

@nanshii.bsky.social is going to hate this and love me for it.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Totally normal time in a totally normal country.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Paul is a sick visual artist so it only makes sense that he’d be a killer drummer as well. Good job dude!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Bangor we gotta talk because your convenience store game appears to be weak.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Today was like the Super Bowl for people who are Terminally Online.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Meshuggah opened for Ministry. 😎

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I technically don’t have a place to live and am moving back in with my folks (for 2 nights before we move to Maine).

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody say Happy Birthday @jasonxbergman.bsky.social I hope you get some #pieforthepiegods

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

After this move is done I would love to go back to being just regular whelmed please.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

This is the one true perfect example of masculinity someone tell those weirdos on fox news in this essay I will -

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Attaching a head onto a feline.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

@marykgames.com is extremely smart and made some points I’d never thought of before.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Re: the loss of the penny: no one has ever finished rolling up a roll of pennies and thought, “hell yeah, 50 cents!”

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I rooted my TV so as per tradition, here’s Doom.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

This is violence.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I am 40!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I’m really glad Corona came out with a nonalcoholic beer because there really is nothing that hits quite like a Corona on a day like today.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

I will take the Qatari plane. I have no ties to Qatar nor could I locate it on a map. I do not work for the US government so it is not a conflict of interest for me to receive it.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments