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*4 tons of hardcore to shovel this bank holiday face* 😐

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I’m sure there’ll come a day when I tire of correcting my wife’s woeful dishwasher stacking but I’m not there yet 😬

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Is it really true that email is postmodern?

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Lovely bit of synergy in AbFab, S3E3: Edina and Patsy plan an orgy at home with a pair of first-time male prostitutes. Patsy’s is a very young Idris Elba, and she asks him: “Has anyone ever told you you look a bit like Sean Connery?” #ElbaForBond #PlanetsAlign (And of course Lumley was a Bond girl)

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I don't particularly mind rabbits but why are there so goddamn many of them on my discover feed 🤔

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One last forever kiss.

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I’ve just finished making my film, ‘Blancmange’ ..it’s set in the not too distant future.

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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all

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Too slow.

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Snake tree.

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I don’t know why the waitresses are complaining at my ‘FLY’ restaurant, they know that tipping is illegal.

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I don’t like tattoos but this is clever.

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Ad: Are you feeling tired all the time? Waking up exhausted? Lack of motivation at work? Have you tried Not Being Old™?

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Nobody ever talks about the amateur biotics 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Who'd want to be Pope? ..It's cursed, they all die.

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Your occasional reminder that ‘Farts are Funny’.

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*performs sax solo* Whoops, typo... *performs sex, solo*

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Breaking news: White smoke was seen rising from the Sistene Chapel's chimney but embarrassed cardinal electors admit they were just having a vape break. #NewPope

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Surely the opposite of someone who doesn’t mind children is a childminder 🤔

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Just a heads up, if you’re not totally up to speed on the second series (as in not seen second episode) of ‘The Last of Us’ do not listen to the Louis Theroux episode with Bella Ramsey yet, there is a MASSIVE spoiler 🙁

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Turn your phone upside down, you filthy minded animal.

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WARNING: If someone called AI contacts you online be aware, he may be fake.

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I try to live my life by these two unwritten rules... 1. 2.

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It's Sigmund Freud's birthday today; how does that make you feel?

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A thread: This is a detailed account of my weird dream last night 👇

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Used for fighting. Dumped with her puppies in the Thai jungle. Started off aggressive and anxious. After 1007 days today Britney Spears got her own human. I’m over the moon

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To many, kooks spoil the broth.

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