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Yes, I kiss the homies goodnight. So what. That's what good boys deserve ☺️
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The richest man in the world says that Americans are wasting their money. 😐 Thank you Elon for putting the "Moron" in Oxymoron.

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Read today: Coming back to TikTok feels "like someone broke up with me meanly and publicly and then comes in today like nothing happened."

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"We had everything we wanted, then we fucked it up."

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Sending holiday hugs and kisses to you all! 🫂😘❤️

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The same people who think a book will make you gay also think a book will make God love you. Let that sink in.

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...I'm seeing dick on my feed and I don't know why 😅

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I can be your favorite song. You can sing me in the shower. I'll keep you company in those long car rides to the places you love to visit. 🫂

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From The Archives: Teenagers Explain What It’s Like Partying With Matt Gaetz theonion.com/teenagers-ex...

submitted 196 days ago • 52 comments

Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach theonion.com/sweating-rfk...

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... My bed just called me "lazy". I'm offended. 😑

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This is my stream of consciousness. It's empty. You're welcome.

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If the Department of Education was a car.

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Just letting y'all know, if I get drafted, I'm sleeping with ALL the men. Let this be a warning.

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