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this is why i am pretty confident there will not be a meaningful attempt to do an end run around mamdani. a lot of elite cuomo support seemed to be based on “well, he’s probably going to win and he’s a vindictive asshole and i don’t want to be on his bad side.”

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

Andrew Cuomo Subpoenas Gynecological Records Of Women Who Didn’t Vote For Him theonion.com/andrew-...

People in wheelchairs are getting arrested right now in the Russell Senate Office Building in DC. They showed up to tell Congress not to cut their Medicaid, because they cant afford health care without it. If you look closely you can see the zip ties on their hands. #WeWontGetOverLosingMedicaid

Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

Careful guys, if you don’t control migration you might turn out like <checks notes> the greatest, wealthiest city in the world.

Self-deportation isn’t a thing. ICE forced this Hawaiʻi resident to leave the country. He’s lived in the US for nearly 50 years, served in the military, received a Purple Heart for being shot in combat, but is being forced to leave for a drug offense.

This man is a millennial. An Eldritch millennial.

The best claim this jet setting Atlantic staff writer has to living a life informed by the Soviet experience is through the woman his brother married.

Trying to explain to a political party that you should support candidates that people are excited to vote for

It's kinda wild how bigoted the right openly is lol

Whenever I see Dems claim they are out of power, there’s nothing they can do, I think of Brad Lander and how he escorted people to court while being comptroller and running for mayor. Do something or get the f out of the way so there can be more Brad Landers.

i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up

Is scotus' position that the holocaust (presumably known by an alternate name) would have been fine and dandy if it had just been mass deportation of Europe's Jewish population to... Wherever? Because that was the Nazi's original proposal before the logistics proved too challenging.

“Everyone knows…” Actually, NO! BDA is hard. These 2008 strikes in Afghanistan ⬇️ were difficult to assess and we were close enough for me to snap a couple of pics.

if you post the word bodega everyone on the internet who moved to new york in their 20s starts going nuts like when someone on pee wee says the secret word

(Taps sign)

One of the biggest hacks and most corrupt justices to ever sit on the Supreme Court argues, in the year of our Lord 2025, that judicial decisions can be made free from the influence of ideology.

THEY F*CKING TOOK THE ICE CREAM MAN! The photo says it all. Masked ICE goons grabbed Enrique Lozano in front of a Culver City, CA church. A Community Coalition helped the family identify the abandoned cart, locate his belongings. For 20 years, loved in the community. "Hardened criminals" - my ass.

Worf: Captain, am I DEI? Or would you consider me to be… MAGA? Captain: Mr. Worf, please, now is not the time Data: *Spins around* Captain, if I may? The two options may not be mutually exclusive Wesley: Impact in fifteen seconds

My latest for the New York Times:

I think I just cracked it. People are mad about Dems voting to table a pre-doomed impeachment resolution because they think, ultimately, that the real purpose of government is to Post So Good The Other Guy Deactivates.

I can't imagine the mental gymnastics required to persuade yourself to vote against impeachment, *especially because* it's a symbolic vote! Forget removing a lawless president, you can't even bring yourself to formally rebuke him? Irredeemable

i am simply asking the press to cover the government sending masked thugs to rip people from their crying children and shipping them to a foreign concentration camp with the same ferocity they cover a trans kid playing jv tennis in sheboygan

The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

Missouri adopted a law that ends St. Louis’ ability to run its own police, transferring control to the GOP-run state government. The law also requires St. Louis to commit 25% of its budget to policing. boltsmag.org/missour...

State FORCES city to spend ONE-FOURTH of its money on cops, whether it wants to or needs to. Honestly, if I were St Louis, I’d already be asking Pritzker about how to secede and join Illinois. Such UTTER CONTEMPT for its citizens, and for thinking seriously abt public safety.

Honestly, even the Chinese and Russians never made me do this to get a visa. Even the North Koreans, who made me hand over my phone for the duration of my visit, never made this demand.

My least favorite Pokemon is Raytheon.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...

"The...data from 2024 and the first third of 2025 suggests a strong possibility that the United States will report the lowest murder rate ever recorded, the lowest property rate ever recorded, & the lowest violent crime rate since 1968" - @jeffasher.bsky.social jasher.substack.com/p/its-not-ju...

It's being reported in local Norwegian news that this guy got his USA vacation ruined after border agents at the airport interrogated him and searched through his phone and sent him back home after finding that picture. Deeply unserious country

Maybe reputable news agencies shouldn't report Trump's assertions about international developments as fact until they are independently confirmed by other parties.

A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.

the far-right is going hard for Cuomo on twitter

For the police "bike safety" just means stealing bikes from kids

leftists are consistently labeled as out of touch extremists, but there isn’t a single prominent left position this unpopular

Some people get into journalism because they’re skeptical of power, and others do so because they’re impressed by it. Moments like this are clarifying with respect to who’s who.

irony of course is that what these people are demanding are explicit racial preferences and quotas for themselves

really sums up the media’s coverage of the Trump presidency