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I don't really give a shit if they were Weekend at Bernie's-ing Joe Biden's rotting corpse, still a better option than what we have now.

Tegan just got home and an uber driver cut her off in the bike lane to let people out just north of the Wells bike counter and when she swerved to go around she clipped the back of his car and fell. Only a scrape on the elbow but oof, stay safe out there.

Car culture is the National Weather Service addressing me like I’m am an automobile.

Visibility decreasing and people walking outside are hustling

Chicagoland Darude fans rejoice!

Hey uh what the fuck?

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Summer is here, beef is here

At the absolute minimum all the existing "bike lanes" in river north should also be protected like Clark/Dearborn. Why the fuck can't I travel east/west on my bike without playing frogger?

CONNECT THE GOD DAMN CLARK STREET PBL WITH THE DEARBORN 2 WAY CYCLE-TRACK AT KINZIE GOD FUCKING DAMN

TikTok of the most attractive person you've ever seen: Life doesn't end at 30— Cuts to me: Oh yeah? Watch this! *Backflips into a volcano*

Something that's been driving me a little crazy lately is that Tegan and I consistently have a 10 degree spread on our weather apps like idk if it's 80 or 90 and it functionally doesn't matter that much but at this point I'd rather just stick a thermometer on our balcony than rely on our phones.

Thinking about getting into designing shirts

You're daily corn

Big things are happening in the "what is a normal bike speed" discourse today. Here's a graph of our speed while riding with 50lbs of camping gear each and Tegan's bike was unable to shift. We didn't train at all for this ride, we probably ride like once a week max.

I like watching cooking videos on TikTok, what can I say? Oink oink bitch I'm a lil piggy. Anyway, I keep seeing variations on a salmon bake with a whole block of feta. I just want to say a whole block of feta is the new whole block of cream cheese in trendy recipes.

Fog life

Those of us who are pure of heart are immune to fog damage ❤️

🚩 Marked safe from the Chicago fog

I'm like 90% sure I've been in the St Louis Arch but there's a 10% chance that it was just a nightmare about feeling claustrophobic idk

You've heard of private burrito taxis? Now introducing private burrito buses! We're gonna absolutely fuckin' load up some guy's car with burritos and he'll come around a few predetermined spots every 30 minutes or so for you to pick up your burrito.

I want heliciculture updates

First freak to make sourdough explaining it to a friend: yeah so I just keep feeding this jar of goop more goop until it's bubbly enough that I get scared and decide to cook it

I hear EDC is beautiful this time of year

I don't have any crackpot theories to espouse but I actually don't understand why the former Office Depot building at 352 W Grand is still vacant. It's right next to the off ramp to the highway and it has a parking lot, I feel like anything that's not office supplies would do well there.

Please y'all...Kat doesn't need to tear us apart... We should be united in supporting a total ban on all cars.

A group ride approaches a stoplight and the leader calls out "Hoooold! Hold!" so the group slows, fists raised to communicate to those behind them while cars enter the intersection. Then the ride leader yells "FIRE!" and a volley of arrows from our bows blots out the sun! 🏹☠️🚗

I haven't made a lot of friends in the bike community so I'm switching it up, trying to reach more of a pumpkin eater kind of audience now

I actually enjoy getting my teeth cleaned but I hate the act of checking in for an appointment, waiting to get called back and then having to squabble over payment/insurance bullshit at the end. The actual dentistry part of the dentist is by far my favorite part.

Tripped over the open dishwasher and managed to injure my hand trying to grab something to stabilize myself 🤲 how could you do this to me dishwasher?

Fuck I just woke up from an extended nap there's no way I'm making MNR 😭

I made myself two sandwiches for lunch because I was feeling very hungry but now I'm just sleepy 😔

Try this dessert it's BoMB! (Brownies of Manual Breathing)

Drives me a bit crazy that TikTok refuses to remove comments that say stuff like "just run them over" about anyone in the way of a car. But you can usually get videos of people filming while driving removed so at least the moderation is not entirely carbrained.

Bike Sox was fun, I hope I'm able to go again soon and convince my friends to bike too

Goose

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