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Writer/human hybrid. Narrative Design, Wizardry. Prev Limited Run Games, Google, Free Association, Kinda Funny, EA, IGN. Host, producer, marketer, video game human. He/him. Living with mental illness. Personal account. Fuck fascism & MAGA enablers.
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God after the Giant Bomb sale I just wanna buy 1UP.com and give it to @jparish.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Be mindful of what you say to people this Mother's Day. It can be a very, very difficult day for a lot of folks.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

God after the Giant Bomb sale I just wanna buy 1UP.com and give it to @jparish.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Good things still happen.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I am not in any way an expert on Conclaves or the Papacy, but I do know enough to say this with confidence: The fact that the American who wrote this was just elected Pope, in this particular hour in history, is no accident on the part of the Cardinals.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I am not in any way an expert on Conclaves or the Papacy, but I do know enough to say this with confidence: The fact that the American who wrote this was just elected Pope, in this particular hour in history, is no accident on the part of the Cardinals.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Oh. My. God.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

The Roman Catholic Church has an opportunity to greatly assist a world starved for light and freedom. I hope they have chosen a Pope who can stand up to an age of tyrants, expand the liberalization of the church, and be a true ethical example for people.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

The Long Walk is my favorite Stephen King story, & I don't know if I can handle watching it unfold onscreen. The tragic gravity of the characters pulls the reader into a collapsing star that begins with extraordinary new friendships & then morphs into an exponentially-accelerating litany of murder.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

I just thought of Raphael's Disney Villain Song in BG3 and I got super happy for a minute.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I'm going mad. That's not hyperbole. My often-troubled mind has been degenerating since early November, and the breakdown continues at a steady pace. I'm countering with meds, therapy twice a week, and an hour of TMS daily. I don't know which way it's gonna pan out. I'm trying. I'm scared.

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

Before sundown he's going to remember he's Revan.

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

Kyle Katarn, man.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Sanity check, friends. I've gone completely mad. How you doing?

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

So is that poor bastard they kidnapped just gonna die in El Salvador or what?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite villain in a movie is that laser grid in Resident Evil.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I promise you my balls are bigger. That's not a flex. It makes walking very awkward.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Despite the nasty narratives that surround it, video game journalism is a gift to us: criminally underpaid enthusiasts spending their lives finding and sharing the best of the industry. At its best, it helps us spend money wisely, maps our progress, shows us secrets, and shares our enthusiasm.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Despite the nasty narratives that surround it, video game journalism is a gift to us: criminally underpaid enthusiasts spending their lives finding and sharing the best of the industry. At its best, it helps us spend money wisely, maps our progress, shows us secrets, and shares our enthusiasm.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

The death of Polygon is a genuine goddamn tragedy.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Car died. Unemployed. Good times.

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

I am the most people-pleasing personality to ever people-please, but if you talk to me on an airplane, I will bite you like a rabid wombat.

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

Art's crammed with cocks & boobs & vaginas & butts & balls. How shameful things are! None of us should have any of them! Some are pee-pee places & some are poo poo-places & some are baby-feeding places & all of them can be sexy places. Sex is terrible & art is awful & nothing good can come of either

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

We live in a USA where the President and Congress ignore the rule of constitutional law, where immigrants are deported without cause & literal children are banished without trial, where economic policy is written for GOP allies to pump & dump, & where cops can enter homes without warrant. Tyranny.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

We haven't even hit curtain call and there are already five banjos on stage. This is gonna be a Jared-ass concert.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight Rhiannon Giddens is reuniting with the Carolina Chocolate Drops and I'm gonna be there to see it. This might mean little to you, but to me this is like getting to watch the Beatles perform.

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

I started T.M.S. yesterday. I'm hoping it will have the substantial effect on me that it often has on people with my illness.

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

Trump's argument here is "we shouldn't follow the Constitution because it's too hard." What an absolute wimp.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Look, I can't even begin to comprehensively evaluate Francis' flaws, merits, sins, and nuances. I will say this with confidence: he tried in good faith to make the world a better place, and sometimes succeeded. In this age of tyranny, I will miss him.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments