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ME: points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt CO-WORKER: points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt ME: takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug CO-WORKER: sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug ME: [eyes narrow] draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword

submitted 7 days ago • 171 comments

Treasure trove of Key and Peele East/West Bowl names:

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup

submitted 8 days ago • 479 comments

The "appeal" of Trumpism is so bizarre. Even if you're "not political," if you don't get off on cruelty, then what's in it for anybody? "Big business scams me more because there's no regulation and my local universities & hospitals & transit are going broke and my stonks keep going wiggy." Yay?

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

submitted 11 days ago • 100 comments

NEW: What went wrong with Dragon Age: The Veilguard? Why was the writing so tonally inconsistent? Why did it feel so shallow? Why were there so few choices? Really, after ten years of turbulence, it was a miracle that anything came out at all. This is the story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

submitted 11 days ago • 148 comments

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

submitted 17 days ago • 86 comments

Good morning. Fuck Jake Tapper. www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

submitted 17 days ago • 42 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 17 days ago • 531 comments

Homicide rates: NY 4.5, FL 7.2 Life expectancy: NY 79, FL 76.1 Uninsured rate: NY 4.8, FL 10.7

submitted 24 days ago • 329 comments

wifes are for perving out on. if you haven't perved out on your wife today i suggest you hop to it

submitted 24 days ago • 19 comments

DOOMscrolling

submitted 147 days ago • 6 comments

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

submitted 30 days ago • 262 comments

They did a memorial to the P00P Scorebug. Gone but never forgotten.

submitted 37 days ago • 37 comments

After RFK posted this pic and declared the Caps "my new hometown team," Washington lost 3 straight and have now been eliminated from the NHL playoffs.

submitted 37 days ago • 99 comments

Also a happy Mother's Day to the Mother of All Games! #DOSGaming

submitted 42 days ago • 12 comments

Staffers at the Energy Information Administration said they believe changes were made to their Energy Outlook report out of fear that spotlighting unwelcome findings would make the agency a Trump target. “There was a concern that any narrative we put out would be seen as ideological.”

submitted 43 days ago • 18 comments

He immediately supplants Bradley Cooper, Maria Bello, Jalen Brunson, and Ed Rendell as the most famous living Villanova alum. (B.S. in math, 1977).

submitted 45 days ago • 30 comments

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think anybody could predict for where this ad goes

submitted 47 days ago • 415 comments

Just incredible

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submitted 54 days ago • 29 comments

Trump supporters’ favorite number and their favorite activity, all in one product!

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submitted 68 days ago • 143 comments

Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand. You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.

submitted 74 days ago • 253 comments

FUCK I was just building a manufacturing facility!! It's 8 percent done FUCKKKKK

submitted 74 days ago • 35 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 74 days ago • 884 comments

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

submitted 76 days ago • 264 comments

Apropos of nothing: Kamala Harris predicted this exact moment happening: “Understand that part of Trump’s plan is to put in place a national sales tax of at least 20% on everyday goods and necessities.” She warned us over & over again & she was so right.

submitted 80 days ago • 168 comments

We’ve all been there, desperately waiting until the stock market closes to announce a really good idea

submitted 81 days ago • 72 comments

cory booker is on the senate floor explaining why the eagles couldn’t just fly the Ring to Mordor

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Elbows up, Canada.

submitted 92 days ago • 1525 comments

Can't wait to see their production of "Springtime For Hitler"

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

submitted 94 days ago • 46 comments